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André Toulon

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  1. Meh, this seems short sighted. When I had my first child I was working at a poboy shack for cash under the table. Having a child, and realizing it wasn't gonna go anywhere made me get off my ass. I don't think it's fair to just say the baby is doomed.
  2. They should make one of her swimming with the sharks.
  3. Nothing says badass like a big ol' pretzel.
  4. "I need peace of mind....They need to be liberated from their Earthly responsibilities"....*Lights their asses up again* LMFAO. And I feel just like him....I'm allergic to those fuckers. In this case it's kill or be killed.
  5. Oh, I see it's time to turn it up a notch
  6. She's also responsible for hooha.....She said it when her 38 year old cousin's sister's Siamese twin farted in line at a carnival.
  7. She's a "writter", ya know And this slow learning bitch didn't make up lort....Shit's been on the internet since FB was invented....It's a Madea thing.
  8. I've fucked a lot of mentally ill chicks....I'm not hearing this
  9. I'm not here to ridicule you, I'm legit confused. Like in my adult life I've fallen ass backwards into sex several time...Not looking for it, not even thinking about it but before the night ended I just wound up in a vagina. I mean I feel like you have to actively refuse sex to not have had it....It's not that difficult a thing to find. Sometimes it finds you. Now I do understand you few who just don't want it....It's a choice and I respect that. But haven't you at least been offered it, even if you don't want it? Like I don't give a shit about Ghostie....I'm pretty sure he just doesn't want it.....But Sponges, he was pure until like maybe 8 years ago (Don't remember the exact timeline, just know it was around when my son was born).....How did it take that long. And Doomer.....I'm not too sure about Doomer...I don't want to make any assumptions, but I mean being in a band pretty much means you've been around at least one drunk chick who threw the pussy at you. I'm no Adonis, hell...I'm not even sociable....But I have just ran into a cheap thrill on accident. Why does god hate you.
  10. And this is why you're a virgin
  11. I've been to several, and there were other dudes there.....We got drunk and ate the free food. There was food, but not man food.....Cupcakes and veggie trays and shit like that.
  12. I would send you some quotes, but then you'll just act ornery and tap out.....I'd rather just let you have a good day.
  13. That's the way I feel when you champion racists but I don't get all uppity about it. And defense....You mean defense.
  14. LOL, triggered
  15. Not today Sandstone
  16. No....You're not. He'll get some pussy one day
  17. Shut up ghostie.
  18. People who meme but can't spell infuriate me.
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