André Toulon

That didn't even dawn on me.

Sigh....She watches that too....Not sure why Ambrose is black though.

I pass the monkey fighting crown to you, my friend.

Did you see the chimp Mix posted....That motherfucker is jacked with cajones de grande.

My kids were in love with Busy Town like I was when I was a kid.....Then I introduced my daughter to Archie comics....She was a fan. Imagine my surprise when she discovered Riverdale on Netflix (or hulu...one of them) and she's like "Look daddy, it's Archie"......This show is not the Archie I grew up on.....Currently he's a murder suspect.....Well that's where i left off....Pretty sure she's finished it.

This man laughs at your anecdote

That wasn't the question you fucking "cum"quat.

I don't know any kids that likes the 3 stooges....Does he just go ciotently and nyuk nyuk a lot?

Just checking because I don't check most extras here and just may not know about it.

.....Is this a child or an elderly person with dementia.

Please don't disappoint that child....It's a troll

I remember watching videos on Launch in this resolution

Care bears have hearts for noses....How have I never noticed this

I just saved you $12

-Good evening senor, what can we start you with. -Queso -Of course senor, anything else? -Queso...In a large bowl....and crush the chips up in it. -Oooook....Can I get you....Senor, SENOR! That sombrero is decoration.....SEN..... - -Yes, senor....Very good, senor. -

I'm going to save you some grief.....She keeps correcting you because she's and idiot....Finger Monkeys are largely illegal live pygmy monkeys that people imprison because they are cute. Fingerling Monkeys are fucking toys.

duh...

I think I can kick a monkey's ass.....I mean not a gorilla or orangutan or not even some of the more spry chimpanzees.....But some of them motherfuckers can get this work.

Eh, I guess this is mine.

Nope, not original.....Heard this before, but it was Mummies

Bucket with the kick to the shins....

Fucking idiotic sack of dog poo....INEVARDODIS NOTCUREDIDODID

Usually when I start to loop phrases or something in my head, it's because I'm seeking deep focus......If I can give that part of my brain 1 task, the rest of my brain can function at its full potential on the task at hand....Otherwise it's What am I going to have for lunch God I hope the school doesn't call because buddy had an allegic reaction Dude why are you worried about that...It's been months What if you get a call that your house is on fire did I turn off the stove did I even turn on the stove That motherfucker oneshotted me last night on Smash What ever happened to punky brewster Guile's theme doesn't really go with everything I wonder if I start jacking off right now, if anyone would walk in before I finsh wtf am I doing Why am I holding firewood...I don't have a fireplace. Man, I would like a fireplace. Fuck no, I worry if my house is on fire enough. Subway....Definitely Subway.

I was actually going to reply about my recent switch from my old insurance to Allstate....But then I remembered how bored to tears I was when weighing the pros and cons and realized it was a very long and boring thing to post about.