André Toulon

Man, that's fucked up they added the duck to help the argument....I'd wager the average human has eaten more horse or cat than duck in their lifetime.

LOL, it's funny that you think that's how money works. Tell me again how you and the HVAC dude takes home the same pay....That story was hilarious.

But do they eat them....I mean Asian stereotypes aside.

You think deer are cute....I mean, I guess but I find horses cuter

WTF is cute protein....Pretty sure all the animals I eat ar ugly. Cows, ugly Chickens, ugly Turkeys, dear go I hope to never see another live one. Piglets are kinda cute, but you don't eat piglets... Fish are unanimously the most uncute thing on earth..... What are they eating.

We had a greek place here....The gyros were good, but they got shut down.....People say mice, but I don't trust people. Could have been any number of things....I just think it wasn't doing well. When I went in I was usually 1 of 4 people there....During lunch hours.

I've seen women try on bikinis.....I was like "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww".......yOU'RE JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM TRYING ON UNDERWEAR.....And speaking of hairs....

Those are some pretty funny reasons...

I'm going shopping today with the lady friend, and I'm regretting it because 1) she takes for fucking ever in every fucking store, even if she's not buying anything.....But more importantly, she makes me use the dressing room. If it's important, I'll find a tailor...But just regular clothing....Why do need to "Try it on" first.....The idea that people "try on" clothes bothers me. I imagine it's necessary for women's clothing, because curves and shit....Gotta make sure the boobs are complimented and dat ass sitting right....But just for every day gear, I simply don't need one....I know my size.

It always cheers me up when I see you talk about your job as if you're important. Gotta live that big city life to make that sought after shitter money, then you can move somewhere affordable, but first....Shitter money.

I want in on this, but for the life of me I can't think of a single funny thing a horse has ever done.....Alpacas, now those are funny.

Santeria is rock?

You know what, just bail out....Be a virgin forever, it's not worth it. You ever contemplated smothering a bitch in her sleep, but realize you're not a closer and it'll always be awkward from now on and you'll be the only one laughing when one day at lunch you'll be like "Hey, remember that time i tried to kill you".....No, no you haven't....Keep it that way.

Don't ever tell us what you dream about again. Epic derail....I'm hungry.....I hate that Subway is my go to

Sigh

Ok, well first thing first...."My name is doomer (don't say doomer, use your real name)....I just wanted to say hi" Bam, first hurdle done

insecurity.....He's not an adult.

LOL

I've got to plane next week and then again on the 1st....I hate when my ears pop

That's coward talk....I talked to a few girls I worked with....It's not as damning as people make it seem. In fact, in my experience, it make things easier when you have someone to help the day go by. I figure this stance comes from the insecurity that it goes bad and you have to see this person on a perpetual basis....But to that I say just grow a pair.....These are just people, not demons.

Don't listen to awful Narkew....Look man, It feels weird saying this to an adult, but always take the shot. Girls are not scary.....Annoying, but not scary. Just ask her for her number (or FB or whatever it is you kids do now) and find a way to talk to her outside of work. One thing that I've noticed is that women respond to interest. As long as you don;t stink or look slimey, you got a chance....Don't sell yourself short, have confidence, and I would say be funny....But I'm not sure if you should try that in person since I only know ya from here. Also, pics....I need to see this chick

indeed it is....When I get bored with reading this shit, I click it and feel accomplished.

Why....That's one of my favorite things to click.

Dumb it down, nerd.

There is like a 0.00000000001 chance I'll be in Bally's when your nut sack spontaneously explodes....But I still like those odds.