André Toulon

See, for $60 bucks I can get whatever I want....Not select from this week's entrees or whatever. I mean I really want to try it just to see for myself how this is even a thing, because I don't understand how this is a thing....

I love local news because it's just so awful....Especially when something is live and they haven't got the equipment hooked up right. I get to see it when I go hang out with Granny (not my granny, the kid's great grandmother)

Today was my saltpeter day, thank you for asking.

Everything about your life seems so hard.

that....But now I have ruined that joke and I am sorry.

Oh well, Buddy talked my mama into taking him to IHOP....He says we never take him anymore, which is bullshit but that's the only place he ever wants to eat besides the steak buffet.....But I hate IHOP. So she asked if I wanted her to bring me something back and I was like nah. Then I thought about it....I can get one of these chicken sandwiches and troll my poor friends back home who can't seem to get one. I know we have them because they've been here since like March or something....No one is fighting over that shit here. Hell, I didn't even know they were new then. I thought they always had chicken sandwiches...They have shrimp poboys too.....But they ain't real.

......Not sure if you're trolling or really didn't understand that I was saying "to hell with a platonic friend"....Not have sex with them. I'll change it...To hell with a platonic friend, you need a second boyfriend to blah blah blah.

Ah, see...Bed and Breakfast sounds way more chic....That's different.

Oh....By hotel, is this like the local non brand fuck hut?

BYOB.....There's not bar?

I imagine....I've been in a few, and if it actually does anything, just wait until you see the lines for gas AFTER it like Katrina. (which I doubt will happen)....I lived off MREs for a few months because stores didn't have shit and what they did have, they were price gouging. Cases of water were as high as 30 bucks if you could find one. But all that aside, this seemed to be an odd place to bring that up.

LOL, speeling error And no, let me tell you I'm not making fun of you for making a typo.....But it's a hilarious typo.

They will definitely be back. I don't know how true it is but I saw someone say the were taking reservations. I so hope that was a joke.

I read somewhere that lochness monster sightings were just whale penises.

I'm so glad someone remembers Bridget

Well more so the peopleare going to wait 2 hours for one. I once waited 1 hour for rotisserie duck....It was delicious, but still....Disappointing after the fact. Popeye's chicken sammich isn't THAT good....I had one months ago, so I'm not sure why all the fuss, other than people are idiots and like being told what to like and do.

This is more depressing than the dude killing his family and chocking a church grounds keeper.

Someone used a fighting type move.

"Waht, come on"

Wait, so in the time it took to get the ticket, two other cars got stopped....By what I'll assume is 2 different officers? Are they just sitting there?.....Because I just wouldn't go there.

I mean....I'm not exactly a GGs fan, but I've sen enough GGs episodes to get a reference....Depending on what it is. One of my long gone exes watched that shit al the time...Outside of that, so did my mom.

LOL, retirement makes you crotchety af

Thank you....I was stuck in a lizzo loop...this broke it

But is Chappi Asian....Not sure why I have this correlation.