André Toulon

Let's see how many of you are wrong.

Boxers....But it's kinda pointless other than keeping my direct ass form touching shit.

I can't remember if I made a thread about it here or I just mentioned it on FB, but about 3 years ago, a cop hit someone's dog in front of my house....The poor thing apparently hobbled into my yard and started dying. So the cops come knock on my door and say "sir, is this your dog"....I'm like no....Then he explains how it bolted in front of him and he had no choice but to hit it...... So I'm like I've seen this dog around, but not sure which house he belongs to....He has a collar, so he's someone's......And the cop says he'll find out. Then a second cop in an SUV shows up....I go inside, but peek out of my daughter's window to see what happens....So they loaded the dog into the SUV, and just pull of.....You just know they executed that dog.

Welp, you were wrong

yup, it sure is a turd.

Pretty sure the devil's tongue is an ass.

Did you mix the body in with the crab cakes.

My Jesus sells weed, and I rebuke thee, Satan.

LOL, hide the corpse....How the fuck do I get the satisfaction if no one sees you.

I told you what to expect....Hell, but you did get Poof, so at least I was wrong.

Had to do boyscout shit early af...then we came back and I went back to bed...Just now getting up and gonna see what I shall cook and consume as my triumph meal for being so zesty.

Oma we mou shindeiru

I might get to join tonight...I don't have an plans but that can change on a whim.

The toilet itself, or the plumbing....Because toilets are generally an easy fix

closet homosexuality is rough, I hear

I did

w......ha?

But some of them seem way too into it....At any rate, I think we've all played this game at least once.

You're not me

Only thing about fucking girls fit like this is I have to wonder why they gave my beer belly ass any in the first place.

Just reading this make my skin crawl....I hate everything about spiders.

When you get the dick pics, they ain't playing.

Well, that's not quite what I was asking....It just feels out of place..... I just said I'll call you back later.

But let me ask a semi related question. What if you added someone on FB....They are quite atractive but they are a friend of a friend that you don't really know. You kinds flirted with them in PMs like a years ago and suddenly they call you on messenger.....What do you think they want. Do you answer it

Your excessive use of the word peepees makes this conversation uncomfortable....Like I'm talking to a child.