André Toulon

I hear she's hosting SNL sometime soon.

Thank god i'm not the only one this happens to. Sometime I have 2 of them, and I wake up disappointed every time.....2 schlongs....OMG, one man should not be so lucky.

Lasty is the pessimist we don't want, but totally deserve.

Aaaaaaaand, I'm out.

By which definition.....I am leading towards my answer being yes regardless though

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Lol his initials are B.O.

Yours

A friend of mine cleaned his hospital room after he died. Or so she says....seems like an odd thing to lie about.

Im not familiar with this reference

All this cyber fiction. I got caught in these girl's house in college in my boxers on their couch. She was my homegirl. She was fucking some other dude....I was just there watching TV with her roomie she set me up with and I was trying to hit but she was in the bathroom. Her bf walked in (my bad because I didn't lock the door after smoking, but I was going to go again so why would I) and he was like "Put some pants on so I can whoop your ass". No one wants to actually fight a naked dude.....not even one in boxers.... I simply explained my presence and he realized I wasn't the droid he was looking for and we all got burnt.

He has all his old stuff but he seems to gravitate to the new fixtures

What drugs are you on

Nope, you get nabernie....wait, is that nebemie? Lmfao....where are my fucking glasses but it looks like nabemie

I don't recommend internet dating. Truth be told, if someone he as resorted to that it means they have no personality and are out of options. I would recommend building a constant dialogue with a waitress or gas station attendant you see often before some random chick on the internet

Tuttle and Hanor were both hanging in Babble when I showed up.....That's how I was even aware of her and that Hanor and I share a name. Bur yeah, coulda been Burnsy.

LOL, Tuttle.

Modesty gets you no nowhere here....I've created this new chip on my shoulder and I'm trying really hard not to eat it.

Yeah, y'all fucking shit up for dudes like me who relied on just being funny. Luckily y'all still ain't THAT funny

At a boyscout Christmas party

I don't know who Patrick Cloud is, But I get my fair share of Tony and Kev in and I've never seen this

Meh, I get what I get and I don't give a shit.....

I mean losing it just to lose it might lead to love....Pretty sure Sponges didn't exactly think he'd marry DrMtM....

Don't feel bad, I thought everyone could too....I would do research but don't wanna ask dudes which hand they wack it with. I used to switch it up when I was younger so I didn't rub it raw on on side....I would even do over the top jerks to aviod roughing up the under carriage to much. I didn't like to use lotion or lube too often because it felt too good and I didn't wan..... I should have ended this post a while ago.

He's a cartoon....Why doesn't Ash ever evolve his fucking pokemon...I dunno.