André Toulon

This is the most generic lie ever told on these boards.

Wow, Wayne Brady and Aisha Tyler.....Both have literally tap danced for white people. Can we get Al Roker and Raven Symone up there SO they can just start dropping Nbombs without feeling awful.

I made a long ass post, but instead I'll just say it's awkward when you live in the town with all your ex wife's family, and they still invite you to holiday dinners and you fuck around and bring your new girl with you because she doesn't have family here either. Then your ex brings her new dude and it's kinda like a really passive aggressive display of the baes. I think since that debacle, the kid's mother and I have created an unspoken rule that we don't invite boos to family holiday functions.....If you boo'd up, just catch them later, but none of that shit on common ground.

Italian. The white negros

Yes, you don't normally look like him but in that pic you do....I have no idea what "No paw, I'll be good" is referring to, but I too will have to google it

You look like Joey

My original post said it'll stay because pat hates me, but I couldn't think of a decent way to finish it off so I decided to just give up...Thinking hurts right now.

It's not going anywhere

I wouldn't be too sure about that....I think I did....But then again I may have called him a jackass.....The girl child had to do a report on him for art school and she asked me why he painted like that....I wanna say I said because he was an asshole but I could have just as easily said jackass. .......Now I'm leaning towards dumbass..... None of that happened except the report.....The rest of it is just me being an ass.

I guess because I didn't care at all about this movie....I never noticed the human teeth.

Let's just stop the cat and mouse and let me just ask can I get 400k?

I was going to read this, make a joke, then ask actual questions or give advice....but I got past the second paragraph and realized it wasn't even close to over and ragequit.

SMOKE A BLUNT AND EAT THE SNACKS I HID FROM THE KIDS

WOW, the Tommy vest is from the 90s....This dirty ass dude from back home called Real G used to have a blue one he wore every day.

I just had a vodka and redbull and me and caffeine don't get along, so I'm in no way tired and I feel like I'm about to jump outta my skin. I regret this more than hangovers....Well, I don't reall get hangovers, just the icky feeling where you're sweating alcohol......I also just smoked a couple bowl to come down but it didn't work, so while I am stoned, all I feel is the caffeine. I have no idea why I'm telling you this, and I feel like I'm rambling, but that literally how I'm talking to real people at this point.....That why I left the room to come here....My anxiety is off the charts. Sorry, needed to vent and this thread instantly jumped out when I logged in.

The were up at the half but I've been moving around a lot. If they beat the Saints, this whole season is forgiven.

How much sleep have you had....You still have a good shot.

Square up then

Ok Viper.

LOL y'all been to sleep. I'm still going

I hate getting "Call me when you see this" texts from people you haven't spoken to in weeks....Maybe even months sometimes. I hate getting them because you know this person wants something. These people who don't value your friendship, just need you when they are in trouble or some shit. I heard my phone ring, but I've been in sweet, sweet nap mode for the last 3 hours and I have 0 sense of urgency on weekends.....I don't care what our relationship is, your chances of getting me to pick up are slim at best. Anyway, this is one of the kid's family members....The last time I heard from her she wanted to borrow $20 AND wanted me to pick her up some liquor and cigarettes......She has a job, and will indeed pay me back, and I'll be honest...It's not like I actually WANT to hear from her any more often, but it's just the groan factor of waking up, grabbing your phone and instantly see this notification. It makes me wonder how many avenues did she try before she got to me, because their family is a big part of this small town.....Which is why I can't/don't ever talk to women in town unless I know they aren't originally from here. So how many people told her NO before she decided "Ooh, let me hit up cousin".....Because she literally still calls me her cousin. At any rate I've been up for an hour and I am about to leave the house, but I'm stalling just to see if I get the "nevermind" text first before I actually call back.

ah ok....I'm catching up here

Dispensary......Aren't you in Cali? We just got them here this year....Before that I just bought generic "loud" lol from the dopeman

I only smoke sati when I need to be somewhere, but would be much happier stoned like a wedding or work. After 5pm, nothing but indi