André Toulon

I love my mother and encourage her to come whenever she likes. But she is literally creating drama because she bored like Jerry. She takes the fun out of drinking and as I've said before, I'm a mean drunk so I don't even drink when she's around (unless I go out, but never just at the house where she can preach the whole time) I was in this house all night, tweaking on a Monster energy drink. I guess I crashed....hard. So I just got up and went to get some cookies and milk.....She walks up and goes "have you been drinking, you smell like alcohol".... Literally impossible....I haven't drank a day since she's been here. First because of the meds I was on after the wreck and as soon as that was over, I've mostly been right here. She's just trying to start shit....DFW better not cancel any flights before Sunday...Time for her to go back to MS.

I wasn't trying to discourage you. By all means, secure that bag....we are all gonna need it. I was just wondering as shit seems to get worse if they might abruptly pull the plug.

No...

Ur fukt

Eating is something different..I dated this chick that used to go hell yeah (not emphatic or anything....just like a dull "hell yeah") and it used to drive me nuts. Like to the point I would wait for her to get a few bites in and get it out of her system before I started eating so it wouldn't piss me off while I eat. I mean it didn't even have to be anything special.....like it could be the tortilla chips at a Mexican restaurant. And it's not like she was greedy or some shit....she just never could allow silence...needless to say, it didn't work out.

I mean.... she's not talking to you....I don't see the problem. Certain people just do that. Hell, in self check out people "oh c'mon" or "what are you doing" the machines all the time. Yeah, it's weird to audibly talk to machines that don't respond to voice commands, but it's not even slightly uncommon.

I liked him. He had an energy on stage that a lot of the comedians of his era all drove for but couldn't deliver on ....plus Bobby's World was the shit. 80/90s Howie is pretty boss. But I assume you mean the current Howie. I don't see him often enough. Though his face is very punchable.

I scroll with the force

Strep

And this doesn't sound the least bit su,....... Nevermind, going back to trolling. This is stupid

This is the horseshit they are trying to sell me....1 fucking witness at a main intersection

I will play the shit outta 3.... that's not only my favorite RE game but one of my favorite games ever. The uncertainty of if Nemesis is constantly on your ass was such a rush, and when he does show up you have to decide to fight or run. And he even just fucks with you....being completely out of reach but still there, lighting up you and zombies alike for the lulz. Now thinking about it.....Shit might totally stress me out now. I put my fist through a laptop keyboard a week ago because I had just replaced a fan and it kept ticking ....I may not have the sanity for this anymore.

Still havent played them. They sit on my home screen....mocking me

I want a job as a game tester. No experience needed

Lol

I've had my lunch stolen so i will steal a lunch.....idgaf. But i haven't in almost a decade because i don't trust food that other people have had in their possession....no point in it unless its..........REVENGE. But seriously, if i find out someone got my shit, i will just throw their shit in the trash off principle. I don't fuck with people's food without reason though.

They already referenced it in the sonic movie. The illuminati likes to leave little clues to their plans in the least likely places.

He's a snitch and proud of it....he works at a truck stop where the seediest of elements congregate to exchange drug connects, hookers, and black market merchandise.....the fool told on a co-worker for smoking weed. I'm surprised they haven't tuned his ass up when he was dumping mop water out back yet.

Sigh

I enjoyed the part about you being "second tired". Everything else you typed is ridiculous. I was going to make an adoption joke but even if you weren't, what do you expect them to do. Come down there, start a fuss, ransack the place.....Then you get to clean it up

Cornbread sucks. I might eat some jiffy bread with greens or cabbage but thats the line

Yay...now when i read arbitrary facebook lists i can feel better about some other inane quality. Ooh will i be spontaneous, or brutally honest......*gasp*....good in bed?

His acting isn't really bad...it is just....him, ya know. Frankly Tom's wife is guilty of some slight overacting...but other than that, id say the overall acting was solid....its the plot that suffers imo and the major hole just left in it but as i said....no kid will have the cynical gripes that i do. Im sure it'll do well. Even though my son had some wtf moments, he still left hype af.

I got distracted an forgot

That little girl minding her own business got wrecked.