I stayed up late drawing a picture one night when I was a kid. It was a mask/skull combo thingy with horns, fire, blood and shit but i was getting sleepy....I left the notebook open to the page and put it on the floor.
Before I dozed off, I heard a man sneeze...no one was in the house but me at the time.....I looked over the side of the bed and it looked like it was staring at me.....So I turned on the stove, set it on fire, and ran to put it in the toilet, where I flushed my allergy addled artistry into oblivion.
I'm pretty sure I got in trouble for the house smelling like smoke too