André Toulon

Demoted to bike riding. Am I going to have to take that alpha card

I'ma wait until I can get high as a witch doctor this weekend and watch it

I might hunker down and try it today

Dats a paddlin'

Didn't you drive one across the entire country for fun? Oh wait, this needs to be a rant..... Hypocrisy is my biggest pet peeve

Please stop saying this, lest no one takes this the least bit seriously

Look, find you an alcoholic chick and things will go great....until one night you find her bottle of patron while shes asleep and you drink half of it and.....3/4 of and and then..... Fuck it, you killed the bottle and fillt it with a little rubbing alcohol and lots of water and hoped she didnt notice.

Shes trash

Youve come a long, long way homie....i remember you were animating stick figures in flash

What about lickers, spitters and infected wildlife

No....no i did not

She thinks she was more popular than she was. If you werent in rants, youd have no clue

Nb4 massive covid cases arise. Huge chunk of the athletes already tested positive

Wedding rings attract women, i jave never understood the dynamic of removing it.

.......this is an everyone problem, nothing out of the ordinary. Im a 40 year old dude that hates everything and i get them too

Even so, youre still doing better than 2 other users here so congrats on making due.

Lol, this thread is a disaster and i love it...how have missed this for so long

......i reserve the right to dislike people based on nothing other than i feel like it

Normally we have some comparable tastes, but I hate these two clowns.

.......oooooooook

My doctor is hot, but I'd never shoot my shot because ot just seems cringe af...but do you, i guess stranger shot has happened....but that OP reads shady af

I hate a "oh, they're leaving" mfer in parking lots. Now you're just going to hold everyone up for this prime real estate parking spot you see granny Methuselah going towards her car with 4 bags of cat food and now well all have to wait for her to load up because we can't back up now. You could at least get your lame ass out and help her if you want her spot so bad Why do you need the spot anyway, your truck is loud, with 6 pipes, truck nuts, mud flaps, custom chrome grill and Calvin pissing on the Ford logo....I assumed you were a virile alpha, not some pussy who is too tender to walk

It was, one of mine has 1000 too, they mean nothing.

I would say mine doesn't but i guess only one email that i actually use is tied to this place, and i have no reason to check it for a few days

I guess this only got some people...everything is the same here