André Toulon

Oh wow...I was like when did I do this.... July, apparently...thank God, I thought I was really going senile

Anything is sexual if you believe it

I don't ev n like to think about me having sex anymore. *Shivers*

Personally, I think he's winning...no way his life is worth $100 to begin with so this is nothing but net

You be ok if I don't take YOUR word for it, right?

......lol no...no I do not

Just fap

They said it was a plasma donation but I have no knowledge of the difference....either way.

Just @ me then.... but ok, my bad.

Also, they didn't put anything back that I'm aware of. But this was early 2000s after Katrina

Once...for free....because I'm not bucket

@NaBabby

Holy shit, I just paid attention to that tattoo..... Jesus didn't tap? Wtf....I'm Fucking dying.....just like Jesus

Psh, I have living receipts

Besides lortabs, nah... Oh wait, there's one chick who did heroin and I did some with her but I was sloppy drunk too....I don't even remember having sex with her but it must have sucked

Yuuuuuuuuup

I know beforehand if I'm going to cum fast, so rub one out real quick and spend some time at the buffet....the one in the front, the one in the back is for Chads. Use that time to cultivate a new erection and punish that sloppy mound like a boss..... Or so coke....there is a chance you'll never get the erection and avoid the shame, or you do get the erection and never nut. The Dope dick has women from 20 years ago still hitting my inbox because they think I have godly stamina...no baby, my dick was numb. I'm old now and don't care about your feelings so please, go cougar somewhere

You're gonna have to come to DF....I'm not allowed to be mean to you here....I know you'll not disappoint me

Lady on phone: we need help The neighbor: zzzzzzzzzz But really, neither of those dudes have been in a fight ever, but dude in the black got his confidence boost and stopped slapping and started shooting combos

Well....this was... something

Sigh, the mother wants to homeschool the kids...if I thought for a second that just didn't mean more work for me, I'd be on board. They are like they want to be homeschooled.....the same kids who just weeks ago were bored and couldn't wait until school started...

This wasn't for me...but as I said, soon you will get exactly what you came here for. I shall take my leave...

Nailed it...thanks for saving me some time

Is power rangers still a thing

Aw fuck that embed...I'll fix it later..pos phone