Officer Nophukksgiven, let me ride out after stopping me, obviously drunk, with a pocket full of pills and an open container.....
To this day, I have no idea what he stopped me for and I was so bonked out, I was ready to go to jail....but nope, had to drive the rest of the way.
For Vday, as a bonus, Spite ring went ham with the gifts and I didn't get her anything that year because I thought we was just gonna go out to dinner and fuck so we could say we weren't alone