André Toulon

When you read the room but forget you're illiterate

What come on

I think the real question is how long before you shit and the other person knows you're shitting. None of that "I pooped right before getting in the shower with the door closed and the water running" I mean after a big dinner, middle of the night, grunting being the only ambient sound along with the slapping of cheeks shitting

This shit annoys TF out of me because people know good and fucking well marriage isn't what causes babies.... "You son looks just like you, your daughter must look like your wife." I've legit said she's adopted...really stops a Convo flat.

Maybe it hates you

I vaguely remember these too ..bit sure if I ever had one but I assume I did since my friend and I basically used to do drink reviews for each other over the phone

Not....quite what I was going for, but I can't complain given my laziness

There's a ghostrek joke in here somewhere but I don't have the energy to try

I eat like a starved hound and I have no idea how to turn it off

.......ok, I'm like 99.9% sure a show like this exists....not the dating part, but the trapped door....yeah. If it's an easy search, I'll brb

Your name's literally molarbear

I guess the tradition of keeping the Halloween folder up until damn near Christmas is dead

You also can't be an alt of 3 people...let me check your clearance

Meh,y'all can have Mariah...we got better black people Christmas music memes..... In mah miiiiiind..... Don't get the reference....good, keep it that way

Well I opened this thread just as this video started and I couldn't close this gif until the song was over

Meanwhile

No you don't you lying Fuck of fuck

Don't worry, I got you fam

I don't mind them so much since I just want the noise and those videos count, but I hate the fact these people think someone sat down and watched their whole video.... Saw a 6 hour and during the Olympics....I was like "this has to be a joke"

I get em....and the song is usually almost over by the time I realize it, so I'm just like enjoy the free view, jackass

Pancakes on a stick is still one of the major food groups

.... it's just 800 count

Uh oh.... pressure. Watch him disappear

.....😰 B....4?