André Toulon

Big, long, hard thrusting rockets

No one cares

Lol, your hops are garbage....get dunked on.. Jk, I could dunk back in the day...tried it again in a gym with my girl's son at his practice and I swear I couldn't even touch the rim....not even a regulation goal

https://youtu.be/g403jemrGaI Hm, it won't embed...I'll fix it later but me and this fucker have been fighting over this bridge for 3 hours...... Mine now, bitch dragon

I mean, I was like 17 on a Southern high school football team. I didn't work out for 3 days and can't remember if I played Friday, but southerners kill over football and had I known then what I know now, I would have just walked off the team. Football was fun but all I have left from it is scars, no NFL deal, so what's the point.

I just fought him for the second time and beat him solo. He stronger this time but he's not the boss of the area, so you can technically run from him while he's talking shit about the tarnished, but I murdered his ass...again. Protip: he is highly susceptible to status effects...don't know if he was the first time, but knowing that, he probably would have been easier

Stfu

I dropped 245 before ( well I had given up and highschool spotters suck so they gave up too and just let me eat it), you'll be fine.

Summon me

It was supposed to be a body scrub or some shit that went with it but the delivery date was lin February or some shit....I don't know where the thread is now....let me check my orders

HBD doomer

Hey, did your other secret Santa thing ever show up @Neko

DS2 is the bastard of all the souls games... definitely not the one that'll make you a fan. Bloodborne is good because it's short......well, by comparison to the other titles

....... I didn't want to know this ☹️no snitching

I have no idea why I clicked that and I deserved it

Never saw an avatar until now...saw that music post a while ago. See...see what you're about to become.... that's you.

I was a comedian for 5 days

It just means you ate the only thing in the building that's meat

Finally decided to post, pussy. Your failed link in the listening thread pretty much tells on you..... Now I just wait

Head to the north east and god speed Here's a video I fucked up yesterday of me getting wrecked by one of the babies....I forgot I was on PS an not switch and thought I could recover up to 30 seconds of past gameplay but all I got is me dead and a load screen lol

Not very so far, but don't just randomly roam too far....I'm in a place full of HUGE dragons and I'm no no way prepared for this.....luckily, I can fast travel out of there because I was just hauling ass and got lost

I didn't use my degree for over 10 years and when I finally did, my knowledge was so outdated I might as well had been an intern.... But I'm a lucky guy with a penchant for bullshitting my way though a lot of things. But once I graduated, I just wanted to keep doing what I did in college.... Which was blow and ho's

Welp, someone is a huge fan of work shoes and doesn't agree with you post.... But don't you work an assembly line or something....I don't think I've ever had to have special shoes for a line, but your line probably has something more dangerous than toasters and coffee makes on it

Get some grey in your beard... it's literally daddy issue bait