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André Toulon

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  1. But it is out of your price range
  2. Who in TF wants a dried up husk with a spoiled liver, lungs of goo and likely a dilapidated prostate.
  3. Not rich enough to retire in Florida...poor fella
  4. Time to use the ol AI to create a Dittman and post a video
  5. Laughs in ownership But since you conveniently ignored what said, I'll try again. You will die penniless with nothing to pass on. Your settlement dies with you. Your apartment will just be rented to the next person. Any change you have tucked away in an account will be used to dispose of your body, and if you haven't already made and paid for such arrangements, whomever becomes responsible will likely chuck you in the trash "figuratively" instead of using their funds to bury you. That brick of silver will probably be traded for a quick $200 of meth by the scavengers who find out you died first.
  6. I like nameraka threads because you can be as cynical as you like and it's appropriate.
  7. Look man, you're doing better than you were 50 years ago...good for you, we should all strive to better ourselves....but what you're laying down as the prototype to success is saddening. You've worked your entire life to only make other people money while you've stayed stationary. This is not success....this is being allowed to live at a standard where you die penniless. Luckily you have no one waiting on an inheritance because you have nothing to pass along.
  8. Just enough to live in squalor and painstakingly attempt to wear hand me downs. We've established that. Just not sure why you're proud of it.
  9. Lmao, he's still tossing random screen shots as if they make him honest. But Scoob ruined my shtick because I was really going to grind on the homeless people being set for life too thing.
  10. Actually, the more you make the more it pays in the end, and the only reason you stayed on the same gig until it came to fruition is because you never demanded adequate pay to wheel around bins of vomit. If you did have a car or a decent home, you'd already be broke. Thank heavens for living like a pauper, and the mobile, glass working chiropractor 🤣
  11. 5 DC characters I would recruit to Marvel 1. Black Manta 2. Solomon Grundy 3. Poison Ivy 4. ScareCrow 5. Dr. Fate
  12. Went grocery shopping then ate my Qdoba leftovers. Still didn't want to cook after putting this shit up
  13. Dude was high, that's the only time something so redundant sounds philosophical
  14. Going grocery shopping for the first time since TG. I haaaaaaaaate this shit....I also hate that I need to make 2-3 stops because I want what I want...no substitutes
  15. Yes, but mine usually comes with these weird cartoons where I'm the star, or I'm eating glass...I hate eating glass
  16. Is this even a name....and then you "almost" spell it right. Pretty sure they are trolling now SB
  17. Lmao, the busiest, most judgmental body to ever grace these boards is implying judgemental busybodies don't exist.
  18. Oh Timmy....I know your pain
  19. BCBS has me locked out of my account. I need my new insurance info....I haven't had to actually log into this shit because it's on auto pay and they usually mail me a card, but now they don't and the info on file is dated. I can't get texts to a number I no longer have. I have to call them....the last thing I want to do on this planet is call an ins company
  20. What he thinks: people will see the Chinese dragon and think I'm worldly. What people think: I think that might be a pedophile....don't take any candy from him, Chandler.
  21. Likely. Just collecting old bullshit then looking for a pawn shop or tailor who thinks he's homeless that's willing to help the rattail vagrant out.
  22. Imagine how his home looks since he had to snap that pic at the laundromat. I assume after washing the human DNA from it
  23. Nah man, you already farted in the elevator. We're done here. You, your illiteracy and your baseless claims can all eat the same dick
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