André Toulon

If America wants to get more young recruits, they should bring this back. I almost wanted to be in the army after this😆

FAAAAAAAH

fried chicken, red beans and cornbread IF I EVER GET TO FKN FINISH COOKING

I see my work is done...or something. lemme get blitz then we'll talk

I've been mobbing all morning but could hear jets v Pats on radio and it sounds like a massacre.... Protect Poohsephone at all costs

i hate packing so i dont unpack, lest i have to pack again. Get what i need, wear it, put it in a trash bag when i shower, then awkwardly stuff the garbage bag into the suitcase when i leave. anything like meds or electronics go in a little tote and they can stay there...putting stuff in drawers is how you leave shit behind.... hence the drugs

grilled ham n chz

I kept thinking it was Sunday

shrimp chow mein from a frozen bag. not great but fine considering i didn't have to put on pants

Lol, theres no fkn way I'm going to TX today. Keep calling tho, its hilarious.

One of the few I remember vividly, and I wouldn't go as far as ruined, but it's definitely overrated

dressing, turkey, blah blah you know the show

got full now sleep

I too want a Grafted blade

.....are the rest of us illiter... Well played

chicken sammich

I dont use em, No one I know uses them...but Ive worked in several hotels and you can sometimes find drugs in there

lets get to the wrestling

I dont want him to see my Pokemon game collection

I have no idea why, but the old slogan that prevention is the only cure just popped into my head....Its a sign. 🏃🏿‍♂️💨🏿✌🏿

Ah, so you're a victim..THAT actually tracks. You're safe dude.