stilgar

You may be colorblind.

The best is eating the orange and vanilla tootsie rolls at the same time.

If you do try this you will need to get eggs so fresh they just fell out of the cloaca because here in America they wash they so much that they protective barrier on the shells is worn away. This opens the pores in the shells and allows micro organisms to enter. They don't do that in Japan so it is safe for them to eat eggs like that.

You gotta cook it before you eat it.

Fuck you too.

That's why I didn't suggest Warhammer 40k as a hobby.

Waste your money on a new hobby, like Battletech.

What like a D&D campaign?

There is a reason the Romans stopped doing that with their calendar.

Your cat is copping a feel.

https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/necklace-of-fireballs

Firefly was meh.

What feeling of loneliness?

I am pretty sure knowing how to masturbate in the janitorial closet isn't being trained in the hospitality industry.

Go to Kokomo.

No thanks, I don't want you fiddling around down there.

What about cbt?

I don't think that King Kong is a scalie.

Godzilla paid for that to be made so no one would know the truth!

Is King Kong Godzilla's fursona?

Paper bag it is.

Trick question, they are the same person.

He just needs to make sure his face is out of the frame.

How about purple? Or tiger stripes?