stilgar

Why did the Flash spill jam on Batman's chest?

Atlantic City.

There was a place near where I grew up that made lobster bisque from scratch that was just the best. I remember once they brought out the bowl and it had a lobster claw in it. Some of the best soup I have ever had. Sadly that place is closed now. Which is a shame because it had been around since the 1920s.

I have yet to find a place that has good seafood bisque near me, which is unfortunate. But there is a place near me that has amazing pho and now I really really want some.

Pho, beef and barley, beef stew, cream of asparagus, and seafood bisque. Out of all of them the only one I haven't cooked myself is pho, but I plan on making it soon.

Look, we all know the only real way to buy things is with a chunk of silver.

Can we all just agree that packard stuffed a dead body in the mattress.

That is a very difficult question for me to answer.

You shouldn't let packard in your house.

Stating facts is not flaming.

They don't clean the shit off the floor in packards casino.

No, it means "my name is packard and I am a kiddy diddler."

They aren't harder to crack, you are just old and infirm.

It means "I, packard, have been killing children for 38 years."

Oh, does it mean "my name is packard and I like to rub myself to underage hentai.*

Fuck, you are one of the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet.

No, Jewish apple cake is the best. Carrot cake is a very close second.

I thought it was gonna be the Stardew Valley board game.

I know, everyone gets one account. That's it. No new accounts.

More pie for me. You can have carrot cake.

Yes.

Ricotta pie is better than cheesecake.