Sawdamizer

So, your moms is sans kid? Like, she is down to fuck? yo, what her mouth do?

You know how to find me. I notice when you aren’t online for a bit. i gotchu, pika pika

We are cancelling this… everyone is on their own. Too much bullshit.

I’m thinking about everything I’ve bought that has been an absolute waste of money… only to find out that this exists…. For the price of Arbys

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Crickets can eat a dick too

I have the memory of a goldfish

Starting to think we’ve been hoodwinked

What’s with you people in Ohio shooting randoms with those splat guns… then they get their asses kicked and claim victim.

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Good in BBQ sauces

My Ryobi electric is a work horse

I think it’s fucking dumb as shit that she has to do “projects” to get more of an annual increase, anyone in the medical field (doctors exception) should be paid move, regardless, and especially since the pandemic

My wife just got 6% increase, but she did 3 projects to guarantee that.