-Kudasai-

Left a bag of flaming dog turds on Phil Spencer's porch as response to the Xbox Game Pass price increase

Is dressing up as Wednesday Addams for Halloween

Bought several Bantam chickens from Tao's chicken farm

Talks like Marvin the Martian after too much caffeine

Works at Tao's chicken farm as the head rooster

Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time

Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub

Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower

Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower

Started a fight at a bingo hall

crawfish, potatoes, corn and sausages

Owns a chicken farm in Kenosha, Wisconsin

Wants Ghostrek to learn self defense so he loaned him his Hong Kong Phooey DVDs

Shaves people's heads for food

Made a statue of Uncle Fester out of Farfalle pasta

Can't get enough of TAO's artichoke milkshakes

Was arrested for assualt and battery after she was caught beating eggs and whipping cream

Can play AC/DC's "She Got Balls" on the recorder

Will fight anyone who mispronunces foliage

Used to think that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in Casper, Wyoming

I'm air frying some chicken breasts, rice, mashed potatoes and peas and carrots

Owns a Komodo Dragon farm in Gurdon, Arkansas

Summer weather in fall needs to get the fuck out of here. It's about to be October and I'm getting tired of seeing bugs buzzing around and fucking weirdos roaming around, enough of this shit, bring on the cold weather and kill all these bugs keep all these weirdos in the house.