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As someone who has live in a tin roffed crib in the middle of asscrack MS, it literally could have been anything...For years i wondered wtf was falling on my roof....I mean, I had pecan trees, but they make a very distinct sound when then hit....This was a thud, like something falling out of the sky. One day I was mowing grass, and took break to drink a beer or 17, and as I sat there, I looked up in the trees...It was a squirrel....I guess he couldn't jump from one branch to the other on the north end of the house, so they would jump down on the roof and scurry up a felled branch that was barely still attached to the other tree....When the hit the house, which that area is right above my room, it makes a thud. And also, just wind makes that shit rumble.
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The next Disney love story is going to involve an electrician
BlackNoir replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
Fynn, Shrek, ......Alladin.. .....Ok, I really though I had more of these teed up, but I'm just going to pretend 3 non-princes proves my unclear and abandoned point. QUASIFUKINGMODO -
I was JUST about to come in here and chastise you for molesting context again, but this time, you were right.
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Don't you worry your pretty little head about it ma'am..... If you ever think of landing a joke or accidentally draw Ghostrek into one of your threads, just call on us...... We're the A Team.
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Finding stuff on internet based on a picture
BlackNoir replied to Sawdamizer's topic in Free-For-All
That doesn't exist...Or at least it doesn't work how you want it to...It would help you with this. The only think I can suggest is find a place where you can chip a sample, take it to color tile (or whatyever y'all have up there that's similar) and have the try to match and duplicate the color and texture. That's all I got, bro. -
I lived with some Jamaicans in college and they taught me the magic of corn husks....SHit burns forever and yo could stretch a litttle so much longer....But it's a pain to be bothered with, so it's only for novelty for me now
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LOL, it's like the Wizard of OZ, only the tin man is a eunuch and the scarecrow needs....Wait, he always needed a brain, right? I don't remember what anyone wanted other than the lion....And, well, Dorothy.
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Do you routinely switch things up with your lexicon?
BlackNoir replied to Skiles's topic in Free-For-All
No, but I'm pretty interesting on my own without a gimmick. -
Pay close attention, because most of the time, when you fall for a scam....it's your fault. Most scammers aren't that bright and will leave glaring holes in their pitch if you just look for them.
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Sry for ur less...ROP nibs
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Free delivery for orders over 15 dollars!
BlackNoir replied to RainyDayJizz#35's topic in Free-For-All
They embraced a life of solicitation and capitalism VS a life of beach bumming and backpacking? -
I have a really cool idea for a time travel movie
BlackNoir replied to ghostrek's topic in Free-For-All
No you don't, and I, for one, am sick of your lies and bullshit. -
It's been a thing since sponges asshole was at the top of a page and it would display for a second or so before the spoiler hit. So good for you and doomer, it happens and I'm not the only one.
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Shoutout to the BLT I just ate in an in-store restaurant.
BlackNoir replied to Skiles's topic in Free-For-All
I remember when Walmart back home had a deli at the entrance.....The grilled ham and cheese was fire as hell..... But now I wonder, after watching my kid's eating habits evolve, was the other food any good....because the only thing i ever had was the grilled ham and cheese. Just like my kids, they are willing to experiment at home, but they order the same shit every time depending on the restaurant -
I drove to Kissimmee
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Huge bloated dongs.
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Rule 8 of tinder....Disengage. Do not entertain further contact....I think that this might be in their ToS in so many words
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just killing boners everywhere you go
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yup Kinda funny because he's Jake the Dog and you know in his pic Jeff was wearing those stupiid Finn ears or whatever they are.
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Yeah, it took literally nothing to rile him up....I wish I had the screencap of John DiMaggio pushing his shit in. He had tweeted that he had won a lottery at some restaurant or some shit and was enjoying his meal.....Here comes Spectrum Jones, told dude that he was awful for winning the lottery and spending the money eating out when he was already rich.....John blasted his ass, but in a way that he could get the point across and still not be "cancelled" so to speak. But I picked up the slack and called Jeff retarded for him.
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That's not typical past highschool.
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I forgot who he thought I was, but it was hilarious.....When Luuv made him off limits, I went to Twitter and wrecked his shit....I think that's why I even created a twitter.
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Or we can do that thing where we never talk about the again. Even though he's not banned, we're adding nabs