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BlackNoir

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  1. Hooha, victimization, poorly veiled attempt at the high ground, repeat.
  2. Cool, I like it better when people don't bother exacerbating when they were wrong.
  3. Is clout no longer a word....You internet age kids do know these words existed before you were born....right? And unlike slang, legit words don't just disappear when the social media platform evolves. So yeah, he used clout....So does Offset. Surely, Benji is as cool as Offset. But seriously, fuck off with that victimhood bullshit, Ghostwat.....You did what you did and you know what the response is to that.
  4. I have no clue how to make an app beat you people over the head....IF SHE'S ON TINDER, SHE HERE TO FUCK.
  5. Yeah, as long as you don't try to date em
  6. I saw this the other day and had no clue what was going on. Do those dots show up on mobile, because I was legit lost as to what she was talking about.
  7. My answer when you ask "why did you do this"
  8. I didn't know Will Arnett's character on AD's name was spelled Gob....wtaf,
  9. So, God and the Devil are burning some Chiba and the Devil goes....See, that dude Job, he only likes you because you won't let me fuck with him...God, high a girraff puusy goes, Bruh....Dude is my bitch, do whatever you want....He ain't gonna leave me, do whatever but don't kill him...that's my bottombitch. So the Devil was like, fuck it...go hard or go to hell.....Kills this dude's family, his livestock, AND the goddamned servants...WTF did they do? Job still praised the lord.....So the Devil was like "damn, this dude is blessing whipped for real" so he ruins his crops and gives him sores all over his body....His wife is like, "fuck that clown in the sky that never visits, stop sucking his dick" and the pussy is like "No, he is a good man, he's just a little troubled, I can fix him...he just needs love and loyalty" So his friends sow up with some painkillers, and these smug biblethumping shitlords say "nah bro, you pissed god off...what did you do" and he's like "nothing bro...I ain't did shit".....And they are like, whatever dude, he didn't kill all my kids and leave me with my bitch of a wife, so do you. Now, the story I heard in chuch is that after the experiment was over, god returned all his shit....Well, that part ain't in the bible....So god, the entity that you've never seen, is such a lame ass dude that his homie can come over, point you out and he's just like "lol, fuck him up" I dunno...I just can't blindly follow someone that fucking diabolical on a goddamned whim.
  10. I mean, I picked Zeni to champion because he had potential....But ghostrek....That's a dry well you're tapping. dry like all the vaginas that are unfortunate enough to find his orbit.
  11. I had an interesting conversation with an Asian (Korean) about vaccines recently.....Not postable because we're both racist pieces of shit to each other (although we were talking about white people this time), but he's still my dude.
  12. Meme, thread...Phillip thread.....meme thread, Phillip thread. Def, meme thread.
  13. I've seen at least one movie like this....probably several, but 1 is a sure thing.
  14. Canadian...Mafia.....Pinto I hate this fucking thread.
  15. Meh, there was more to appreciate if you followed him like I did. I mean, the ninja warrior mama's boy tossing haymakers on boyfriends was the beginning and it evolved into the stalker that you all know and loved, but on PSN, he was the SonicRican... Totally different dude, and will have you dying laughing during a game of madden or a Megaman nine time trial.....When he was in college, he was RobbieStax....Sports gambling boss, clearing thousands upon thousands per bet....If any of that were real, he would have been swimming in pussy but alas, that was the FB character. He had other that fizzled out over the years due to no one engaging.....No one remembers the scientist arc...But i do.
  16. Reading those options, I thought that was about something else entirely.... Shooting the bird and grabbing my nuts....Default
  17. See, the cynic in me believes that's exactly what he wants us to think. Dude can't be upset, he spent a lot of time developing his character....He dedicated his life so much to it, it kind of enveloped his humanity (for me anyway)....I know he's a person, but in my mind, he's a punchline..... I was his champion hype man, but at the end of the day, I just feel like this will end with the emotional volume of Yamcha's death. He could totally be dead.
  18. I too had a sandwich....Pretty sure it was this week some time.
  19. I do appreciate that I can start things and you guys follow up....I stopped caring a long time ago. After the stair story, I was like "fuck it, call me when we in the last 20 minutes of this movie...I just wanna see the post credits.
  20. A grown man playing Forrest gump for sympathy when he's really just Jeb Bush.
  21. So.....Have you learned your lesson yet?
  22. I will
  23. I think the funniest thing was the "niggasquatch" showed back up in my contacts.
  24. Holy shit, mine did too....I was like "this has potential"
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