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[classic swim]

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    Was asked to leave Denny’s because he called Tammy a fricken choofus.
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    Goes super saiyan when ever someone bumps into him at his preferable establishment of choice.
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    Went into Dave & Buster’s just to tell the staff lady that the chip prices are the most disorienting bullshit.
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    Loved telling everyone in game chat to stop talking.
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    Was in a deleted Above The Influence PSA where his tongue rolled out onto the floor from the pot he was sold.
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    Is responsible for putting Girls Gone Wild on DirectTV.
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    Believe it or not, he went to Ripley’s.
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    Dropped a case of the bottled ocean water and hopscotched with the shit leaking everywhere.
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    Talks about giblets to get people to walk away from him.
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    Likes stopping by the gas station and hearing that one part of that AC/DC song that goes wahhehHEHHEHHHHAYYY,wahhehHEHHHEEHHHHHAYYY
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    Which reminds me - - I’m gonna need to borrow one of you guys’ blenders to test this experiment.
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    Born to be wild.
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    Knows how he could just kill a man.
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    He’s with the Sultans. Of Swing.
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    Is the 1% of everybody that wants to rule the world.
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    Has a heart of glass.
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    It needs to fill up the blender, goddamnit.
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    The Click remote has more advanced capabilities surrounding the universe opposed to the average time machine because Christopher Walken made it.
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