[classic swim]

I mean what stopped Mr. Giraffe here from taking dat 18 inch purple tongue all around her fucking pussy?

You think Richard Kline had buried penis and paid ladies a couple Gs to go laugh and tug at his sad lil retracting cock for 13 minutes? I mean what stopped him from forcing it out with his two fingers and fire shootin a lil drooplees straight up the elephant trunk for all to see?

Also filmed Kudasai beatin the straight fuck outta me with his bare fists at Olive Garden for buttfucking an Italian waiter against the urinal.

Took one good look at Zoombubba and said

Some shots reminded me of Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door. Specifically the news reports IDing Vincent at the beginning of the movie. Idk that just stuck with me.

Can’t control when the movie begins or ends.

Behind Enemy Lines was the only thing from him that I saw. Didn’t know he was almost on Brady Bunch.

Thank you, K_N, for the congregation.

When you make him mad he turns into a bull and starts chasing you around the house making very loud bull noises.

Was asked to leave Olive Garden and steam started emerging from his ears.

Walks up to someone at the public pool and says “it’s actually time for you to get your shit fucked.”

Had money under the table for USA Network to run 4 seasons of "The Seight Show! Starring, Seiiiiighhhhht!"

Please fart cum into Steve Schrippa’s wine glass so that we can hold hands and put our lips to it at the same time

Dons a propeller hat, holds up a big lollipop and dances in a circle to Happy Together by The Turtles.

I apparently got so drunk that I bent the ever loving motherfuck out of my house key and an waiting for a spare. But I brought more beers on the way out so instead of being a hungover jackoff, I’m just drinking more and jolly that if someone put a fucking gun to my head and pulled the trigger it would never matter, I love amounting to fucking nothing for all of humanity.

Buffalo chicken with fries, Colt 45 and however much Sam Adams and Rolling Rock I’ll want after this miserable week.

Yeah they’re gonna reshoot all 26 episodes of the anime in Fartnite graphics.