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    He hit the football with a bat he brought because home runs outrank touchdowns.
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    Was eating at Cici’s Pizza and saw some dude eating with an Andy Capp nose and laughed and threw BBQ pizza slices at the guy.
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    Wishes he could’ve had those burgers with George Foreman where the cheese is already inside the burger as you’re grilling it.
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    M*A*S*H is not one of the greatest shows of all time. It’s boring ass... although the theme song is so beautiful.
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    He’d have his naked pale little white boy ass stuck up against the sun. And then this cute Filipino lady goes and pours some nice sloshy, sandy lukewarm beach water directly into his chapped asshole.
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    Just imagine if you went swimming in the ocean butt ass naked and got stung by a jellyfish... she’d piss on you back at the condo or even piss on you at the beach!
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    Why can’t she be from Philippines?
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    ghostrek imagine if you were laying naked on the beach and a chick from the Philippines had you spread your buttcheeks apart so she could pour cups of ocean water into it.
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    Got fired from being the Kudasai shark in Jaws because a lady punched his snout.
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    Needs his Engelbert to quit schmackin his choofies.
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