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[classic swim]

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  1. Let him sneak into your house and tickle your balls in the kitchen
  2. Is REALLY pushing that ghostrek’s a bald headed motherfucker who trickes bitches out at Chuck E. Cheese
  3. Feels like this when he has to babysit the hoonies.
  4. Dihaahauuuruschrislamovie!
  5. 40 minutes can feel like 3 hours when hungover. The time could be spent writing or reading a book, but I just stare into the ceiling and get frustrated with the awareness and pause.
  6. He needs a GANGSTA BOOTAY with his gangsta bitch
  7. Was there when Tao tickled his balls and was like “ok, you’re really gonna be this sexually fucking attractive for the audience?”
  8. You were there when Benji said bumbaclot pussyhole gal with a tophat and monocle.
  9. Picked up a dead armadillo and tossed it at a policeman’s face.
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