[classic swim]

You mean to tell me weeks upon weeks of blatantly lying about shit would ultimately result in grand disappointment? Rockstar fanboys never learn. God that clique fucking sucks.

HBD LoverDemon!

EYE missed this

RIP Mark Margolis. Still gets me each time. Don’t fuck with a raging cokehead like Tony Montana when it comes to a mother and two babies in the car.

Those things and possums freak me the fuck out, but it’s never good to hit a critter.

I don’t know if I’d go that far. Months back I signed up for it as a “maybe” and then ultimately backed out. Just wasn’t sure about availability at the time or if I’d be good enough to compete. But I still wanted to be there even if my purpose was moot. I don’t regret that decision just out of the pressure, then Round Two happened and it was the most fun thing for days. And not to be a total ballwasher about it because lately it’s been bittersweet, and the overall mood’s pickled out; but this was a really special thing you guys made and put heart in for the bulk of the summer. It was an attempt to get the gang rounded together and I think it stood for something. It’ll be a nice memory years from now.

Both anxious and sad to see how ASMB Survivor will end. I respected the shit outta this game and everyone involved.

Happy early birthday! Just have a few to keep the edge off.

Get well soon Ghostrek. Keep an icepack close by if that helps.

Fish make the music.

When you don’t have the time or money, and thus aren’t good enough to have someone with a clipboard tell you what a broken head you are; it can be tough. I’m glad the institution’s there to help those in pain and who are trying to lead a happier lifestyle. You’re right that therapy’s not the magical “Make-Me-Not-A-Fuckhead-Anymore Foundation.” It’s easier to say that it is though. That way you can avoid responsibility any time you decide to be scum of the Earth. Some guy’s probably wagging his finger that everyone including YOU can be fixed, and how it’s soooooooooooo easy to undergo therapy. But his name is Preston and he lives in a gated community and he likes eating avocado toast from Starbucks!

One of the most outrageous things they ever did in their heyday. At first I was too sad to even find a throwaway adult theater joke funny after this news. Then I remembered Gottfried being a cheeky motherfucker about the incident. ”To think at age 14, I was already Al Capone.” RIP to them both. Comedy’s losing all its corners.

Quit texting me about your foot fungus. You’re being a nasty DUMBFUCK.

Couldn’t bear seeing you discouraged! Still rooting for Vela as well, but she’s got an extra point. She can paddle.

RDR1 - Xbox Seems like yesterday when I considered this Game of the Decade. Can’t say I blame anyone for being spoiled by the sequel. Chuparosa’s my favorite part of the map incase you couldn’t tell.

My favorite part. I can’t choose!