[classic swim]

I don’t know why I wanted Scoob to be living in Yonkers.

Wanted an FLCL Grunge parade float.

He’s the fucking President!!!!!!!

The pretty lady snipped at his pp with her fingernails in the middle of his eating, and Tao jumped up and said “oop, fiddlesticks. You’re being a fricken idiot right now.”

The people needed to know!!!

I can see this going with any plausible answer! And y’know Tao actually contacted me in private that he’ll be eatin some ass on his birthday!

Happy birthday, Tao. You sexy ass beast.

Wild Hogs 2 dream cast.

@ghostrek!! I love you with all my heart, and I’ll swear my life on anything to prove that, my friend. I’d never want to hurt you. It was just a really funny thread. I was being stupid and spitballed it to be about your campaign, which I would still very much endorse btw. I hope to earn your forgiveness!

Naughty!

20 year old white boys: You got your cartoon meme. Fuck off in a hole.

Hooray for Scoob! Happy birthday! *and sorry, Stonergoth. Nothing personal. Happy birthday to you too!*

I spent an hour laughing at this fucking thread.

Happy birthday @scoobdog!

This is where I come in to help my President on behalf of the secret service.

This is grounds for impeachment, but we can work on improving your stature with better ideals so that I may continue supporting Uncle Sam’s greatest Ghostrek most comfortably.

I know Ghostrek and I am deeply sorry for yet another error of mine. I’m just really enthusiastic about you taking what you know about this old country and paving our streets both in gold and great prosperity.

This makes me all the more delighted, my friend. Although in either case, I want you to be careful with any authoritative role of your choosing. Don’t be absorbed by money and power, and remember those at home supporting your impeccable efforts to this nation.

The truth is that I trust your word more than the boys in blue, and I think you have what it takes to keep these streets safe.

I agree Ghostrek and I’m deeply sorry about this.

Just use your dick like a jungle vine and grapple your way to her bedroom window.