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[classic swim]

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  1. Perhaps we run a survey based on how many of 8 attendees for one screening of Fixed want to fuck dogs and suck the little doggie dicks before they retract back inside the canine stomach. If I were to dock any points... Korgoth & Primal are the only stuff from Genndy’s catalog that aren’t directly kid adjacent shit. Therefore, he’s not the most reliable when it comes to vulgar, or even simply lowbrow humor with a +17 rating. Which, naturally would be the pull for whatever this is. But PR also infers he’d want this to come with his signature tone. The film wouldn’t fail over a dumb sight gag most would chuckle at. It’d bomb because it’s Genndy. And only cartoon nerds care who that is. And films shit-tank all the time because marketing doesn’t exist anymore.
  2. Goes to Subway and presents to the Subway worker the Ode to Potato in the same dialect as Peter Griffin’s Ode to The Subway Feast commercial.
  3. Would approach and call the Great Gazoo a horse ass motherfucker.
  4. When to some type of Green Deal meeting and blurted out “DUCKTALESSSS” while the guy was on the mic.
  5. A talking Seth Rogen weenie fucked a hotdog bun with pipefitter lips and it grossed over 140 million out of a 19 million dollar budget.
  6. Recommended Dick Dastardly try the ghostrek method of using your nose when going down on a lady.
  7. Owen Wilson tried befriending Tao on a field trip. Tao doesn’t like Owen Wilson. Tao said to Owen Wilson “you eat your grandma’s hunta for breakfast.”
  8. Had a couple of my tapes digitized. I recorded a closet full so obviously not all, but I’m more considerate of the process now instead of irrationally wary. If I ever follow through on leaving US to go live near where I was born then a flash drive of my marathons might be helpful. But I don’t wanna fully give up on the VHS method just because it’s been a long time. Holds certain value to me even now.
  9. Gave ghostrek a quarter to wiggle his bald head on top of Kudasai’s head when Smackdown was on.
  10. Got the bank teller lady to caress the top of ghostrek’s bald head.
  11. Demarco’s one of the severed heads. He’ll be in the show like Kajumi?
  12. Taught MD how to govern the hoohoos.
  13. Told ghostrek to go listen to MD’s farts.
  14. When he turns 95 he’ll retire after revamping his family restaurant to match his board name. ”Kudasai Cheese’s! Where a kid can be a kid!”
  15. So damn embarrassing for me. What happened to it just being a shithole country, Donald?
  16. Liked the animated Pink Panther and told Steve Martin to go fuck himself.
  17. He’s the Joker to Kudasai’s Chuck E Cheese, which makes him Pasqually The Singing Chef.
  18. Yeah the whole appeal in the first place was you didn’t have to log into anything. And even beyond making an account they add email configuration so you’re not capchta’d to death.
  19. Lil Caesar’s. I feel like Elvis right now it hurts so bad.
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