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Brought the Kudasai donkeys into Golden Corral during the Golden Corral health inspection.

He made this face when the most beautiful girl asked him to eat Buffalo chicken wings with her inside of the movies.

Was the Kudasai horse that Mary and Joseph rode across Bethlehem and went rheahyeayehhheaha

Luis: Yo, I didn't even fuck her.

- Boulevard Baby. • 2008 Luis hits it off with Monique over at Bahama Mamas. Monique’s boyfriend Vic Manzano owns the club. Vic was supposed to be in Las Venturas that night.

... • 2008 Tony Prince and Luis Lopez become familiar with Ray Bulgarin. Russian mob’s only expanding and Bulgarin buying out Maisonette 9 would hypothetically solve their problems.

Bahama Mamas • 2008 Where evolution stops and the party starts! Algonquin’s premier club venue for relentless party tunes and fist-pumping steroid beats.

- Babysitting. • 2008 Niko Bellic & Derrick McReary help Kim Young-Guk from North Korea reach the shore with his boat full of counterfeit cash. Albanians attempting an attack.

Derrick: Another immigrant, arriving in this city, trying to make something of himself. Niko: Brings a tear to my eye.

Roman: Your mother is there, but for me there is nothing. The Old Country stopped being home for me when Mama was taken from me in the war. Here is my home now. Niko: Things are alright back home now. Roman: My mother would be here if she was still alive. She was such a strong woman.

- A Long Way to Fall. • 2008 Teddy Benavidez meets a sharp end at the Galveston Towers.

“Seems this guy does not respect the waste management business.” - Ray Boccino

... • 2008 Niko Bellic receives a more formal introduction to Ray Boccino after those little scores with Packie McReary. Over at Ray’s restaurant Drusilla’s on Little Italy. Niko starts working for Boccino and inquires help tracking down someone in case the government contact’s not helpful.

Ray: Why go through all this? Why stick your neck out? Why do all this work? Niko: Because I need the money, because I can't do anything else. And, because I'm good at it.

- Smackdown. • 2008 Niko gets rid of Bucky Sligo for Derrick McReary.

... • 2008 Niko finds Derrick, the oldest McReary brother strung out on his luck in the public park. Derrick’s got a tough time facing his demons and confronting his posse from the past.

Packie: Francis - you know about Francis - he wanted to be a priest. Niko: Really? Packie: He got thrown out of the seminary, for cheating. He tried to cheat God. Can you believe it? So, he became a fucking cop.

... • 2008 Niko Bellic has unwittingly encountered the serial killer that the LCPD’s failed at identifying for well over a month. Eddie Low’s made nights of attacking unsuspecting joggers.

Niko: I'd really like to get back on planet earth, so maybe I'll see you later.