Insipid

You know, I'm a pretentious cunt, so

Probably gonna sound like a 2deep4u atheist edgelord with this one. Oh well. I think there is more comfort believing nothing happens after death than believing in an afterlife. People piss me off more than they make me happy. We suddenly all get along because we are now mutually dead? Miss me with that shit. 🙄

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Yeah, I heard about that Tik Tok, which is why I made this thread based on the original prompt from 4chan.

Oh yeah, when I'm at Aldi I have given my cart to others quite frequently.

Do you believe this? I have always returned the cart, but I don't necessarily believe I am good at self-governance.

My trypophobia 😬

Oh, and if we want to get topical again, beef is very overrated. Oh no, I sound like nabs. 😭

I heard he had surgery for baldness at the crown in the late 80s. It involved removing the skin to close the area and make the bald spot seem nonexistant. It was extremely painful and he supposedly treated his ex wife Ivana like shit during that time because of it. Why the fuck do I know this? 😭

There was nothing funny about Kramer's character on Seinfeld. I'm almost glad the actor had a racist outburst that permanently stained his reputation for playing such a shitty character.

I already shit myself from imagining any scenario involving me with Mike Tyson. 😭

I actually started the chain of replies for that incident. *kegelspasm*

I blame that horrible Velma spinoff.

Pineapple on pizza isn't even that bad. There are people out there that like mayonnaise, potato, and corn on their pizza. 🤮

You and LBJ supposedly have something in common.

not laugh shook to my core anyway

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I pissed off passport bros on reddit. I mentioned the fact that out of my mother and her three siblings, she was the only one to get a divorce and she was the only one to have an international relationship. lawl

wow

I don't feel like calculating the days today. I gained two pounds, lol. Not demotivated or anything, as it's such a small easily fixable amount. May was rough for me. Just gotta get back on track. Having these monthly updates, whether good or bad, will be beneficial to me when I look back.

wow it happen to us all some time take the l, shut up, move on

c'est classique