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You're like a petulant child who plays with the fart sounds on an electric keyboard. Well have fun with yourself.
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@smiradenius You do realize you can do a lot more with AI than create shitty images, right? Try having it create a murder mystery for you to solve. Have it help you learn a foreign language. Even have it help you explain how technology works. Or not. 🙄
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lol, I didn't specify the name of the janitor. I had to change the Walts to Kennys and I missed a few. I think the AI did a pretty good job. I told it to create a stupid metphor that pissed his brother off.
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On a bumpy, overcrowded city bus, 63-year-old janitor Kenny squints at his phone, trying to send a text to his brother, Roger, confirming their Thanksgiving dinner plans. Suddenly, the bus hits a massive pothole, causing Kenny’s thumb to fumble—and, somehow, the worst happens. Instead of sending a “See you at 3!” message, Kenny mistakenly sends a recently taken, unflattering photo of his junk. Moments later, Roger calls, furious. “Kenny, what the hell is wrong with you?” “Roger, listen! The bus hit a bump! The phone jumped outta my hand, and my thumb—” “What bump causes that kind of mistake?!” “Technology, Rog! These phones got a mind of their own!” Kenny stammers. “It’s the touchscreen! It’s...it’s too sensitive!” “You were already looking at that picture?! Why?! Why did you even take it?!” “Uh...I was trying to document, uh, something. For medical reasons!” Kenny blurts out. “Oh, come on!” Roger shouts. “Think about it, Rog,” Kenny pleads. “A bus ride is like life—it’s bumpy, unpredictable, and sometimes it sends you in the wrong direction. My thumb was just a casualty of the road, man!” “Don’t try to get poetic about this, Kenny. You’re not coming to Thanksgiving.” “Rog, you can’t do that! It was an accident! Like dropping your turkey on the floor—” “Stop talking.” The call ends, leaving Kenny sitting on the bus, shaking his head and muttering, “Damn touchscreens...” as passengers around him slowly scoot farther away.
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fuggs once told me she intentionally drove on speed bumps on the highway to feel the vibrations on her gooch.
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Step 3 "bad lighting"
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Aw, did the mean lawyer hurt your fee fees?
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You are the epitome of brain rot.
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Put the key in the ignition and turn it
Insipid replied to smiradenius's topic in General Discussion
In retrospect, it is quite shocking fuggs and Packard didn't clash too often, but I suppose they always had their own shitshows. -
Elon Musk now owns Twitter, apparently trying to run it into the ground
Insipid replied to Jman's topic in Current Events
Musk's Twitter has a serious problem with child pornography https://www.reddit.com/r/self/s/WMhoLgVIvz -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
Insipid replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
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Of course not. ChatGPT can fill in your gaps of knowledge and even reaffirm your confirmation biases. It may be prone to the aforementioned moments of glitching, however.
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Raptorpat is a legitimate lawyer, meaning he passed a bar exam, in case you need a reminder.
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What, I had it set to only be open for 24 hours. And some people here recommended languages I don't even want to learn.
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"I work in the auto industry, 3rd generation. I did not vote for Trump, however I have pretty good insight why a lot of people did. It goes way back to 2004ish or 05 a few years before the auto crisis. The big 3 was loosing a lot of money, so I wanna say wall st journal did a story and cnn, and fox News did a few stories. They claimed the American auto worker was making $60-$70 a hour when in reality it was $25 26ish. And their so expensive because of union blah blah, overpaid workers who press a button, and leave work only to come back to punch out. The union members were pissed not to watch cnn how it was all faked. Well years later, trump comes along and says what they seen cnn is fake news. And that's why they hung on to them, and don't believe any media, and trump can do no wrong. One guy said "wow trump isn't afraid to work at McDonald's" not realizing it's all a bs political stunt."
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Put the key in the ignition and turn it
Insipid replied to smiradenius's topic in General Discussion
In this very specific case, the person saying it. And in this very specific case, one should shoot the messenger. -
I believe "committal" is most often used, but I suppose you are the learned one here.
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Put the key in the ignition and turn it
Insipid replied to smiradenius's topic in General Discussion
Making stupid metaphors that work against you? Yes, you should avoid doing that. -
Put the key in the ignition and turn it
Insipid replied to smiradenius's topic in General Discussion
You don't even drive and I do think it is because you are stupid. -
"Compulsory commitments" is quite redundant, you know.
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What is the modern definition of "masculinity?"
Insipid replied to scoobdog's topic in General Discussion
The warning signs were there all along. -
Seriously, this is Oprah's fault for bringing charlatans like him to the light. Fuck her.
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I dunno, repealing Obamacare and replacing it with concepts of a plan sounds very promising to me. I hope people enjoy what they voted for.