💜 mahala_la_la

Whoever invented speakerphone needs a swift kick in the pants.

Got into a fight with a tree. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was dumb and did a dumb thing, but my face fucking hurts.

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I had some archived on photobucket (someone else had an avatar dump as well), but they aren't accessible currently. womp, womp I've got Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, Moral Orel, and most of Venture Bros. uploaded to imgur, though. I'll try to get more uploaded as time/imgur allows. Tim & Eric, Sealab 2021, Casshern Sins, Metalocalypse, 12 oz. Mouse . . .

"Call us if you need anything else." - Yeah, no thanks. Not when you can't communicate with your customer for two (almost three) weeks and return the product in more pieces than it left in.

Fuck people that want to call on the phone and then have a conversation with someone else on their end. Don't call me so I can be a third wheel to your dumb conversations that do not involve me. Also, fuck speaker phone.

Can't get this or this out of my head.

For someone that seems so detail oriented, the lack of planning for this wedding is impressive.

There is no saving me.

Listen, back, I know I've mistreated you in the past and will likely mistreat you in the future, but I need you to chill out for a little bit.

Fuck people that don't want to do anything unless they can be seen doing it. And also, fuck people that hate the idea of giving canned food to a food pantry because they can't pick the people it's given to. Some Christian they are.

Depends on how I'm eating them. If I'm eating them with something else (sandwich, cereal, ice cream) I usually cut them in half and run the knife down the ridges/seams to peel and cut accordingly. If I'm eating it out of the peel as a snack, I snap the stem back and peel.

I hate people that want you to help them do something, but would rather talk than actually do the task. Listen, I'm not here to talk. I'm here to get shit done.

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My father used to DIY this during the winter when I was a kid. Born and raised in the South.

The reason people don't want to spend a lot of time with you/talk with you is because they don't want to waste energy on an asshole.

Fuck Christmas

Dear god, mine is in ten days.

"SUPER GOURDS!"

So... they are playing an episode of Forensic Files right now. American Dad just cut in.

Happy Birthday

Made the mistake of trying to run across a parking lot and falling on the pavement 8 years ago. Took a little chunk out of my left knee that left a roughly dime-sized scar.

You really think you did something, don't you?