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Oh goodie. My doppelganger has returned!

I love being delulu thinking I'm going to be tiktok famous. I got accepted in the Creater Pilot Program and the TikTok Shop reward program. So like if you have tiktok help my delusions.

Regretting eating 3 nice warm chocolate chip cookies. My tummy is saying HOW COULD YOU. But my taste buds are like YUMMEH.

267a720b842ecbb936a3afa185ff5f60.mp4 @1pooh4u please don't pooh on me.

Im so happy its bedtime.

Hers so cuteeeee. Hi Sakura!

If you're into bdsm. Okay cool. Great. Samesies. But like there's rules. Don't just randomly add me and then be like "CALL ME DADDY". SIR, NO. 😒

Sometimes I wish I had an fb because there's this group of "are we dating the same guy " and some of these dudes I know and I just want to laugh. 😭 I hate fb tho.

Happy birthday @mthor @EmpressAngel @CountFrylock @Dark_Chii 🎈🎉🥳🎂

I'm bored now. 😭

Adventures in babysitting . I gained a random child from school that I dont know. Shes quiet and chill. I suppose she can stay. .. BLUNT TIME.

He makes up songs in IB. 🤣

Idk why it posted 2xs.

Most Serious: @tsar4 Most Unserious: @nameraka The Gamer: @molarbear The Jock: @Seight 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣 Biggest +1er: @UwP x gemmysandyrock Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim] Empath: @scoobdog or @1pooh4u The musician: @[classic swim] makes my belly hurt from laughing so hard Artsy Fartsy: @katt_goddess TopMod: @SwimOdin (he's my birthday triplet) Fuck Yo Couch: Packard or whatever alt they're using this time Politician: @Raptorpat is running for president Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one Biggest Weeb: @Jman only because idk and they were the first person to pop up in the manga thread Pothead: @discolé monade Permabanned Jackass: @ITasteLikeSex

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Is it Friday at 4:30 yet? And I'm 65 and retiring? Because if I have to work for another 30+ years I'm going to start throwing cottage cheese at people.

Correction: Star Wars

I like to pretend I'm going to go tiktok famous. Only because one of my videos has 3.3k views.

Well my shit show of back up work took me 4 hours. Not bad for being gone for 2 days. But holy fuck. I'd like to work on actual things now. Argh.

Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf.

Bed. Why are you so orgasmicly amazing?

Thought you were saying he died. I panicked.

Sir there is a literal thread that says "WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO" Please use it accordingly.

I find it sus that @André Toulondidnt make @SwimOdinand I a birthday thread.