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SOCKS WILL NEVER BRING ME DOWN. (only when I'm wearing sneakers, cuz that shit is gross) LET MY PIGGIES (DOGS) BE FREE.

If I was working from home. Yes. But I've been punished and have to work in the office.

I just had some man cuss me the fuck out and call me fat for being in dunkin donuts drive thru line while hes trying to cut in front of me so he can park on the other side of the line. I haven't been this kind of angry in a long time. I cussed him back out called his ass fat too. Then he got embarrassed and told me to stfu because everyone was staring. Then he continued to shake his finger at me while I picked my coffee up through the windows. Needless to say I angry cried because I wanted to slash his truck's tires.

Night cuddles with mew are the best. 👌 37112a02b7b6b99ac77a4ab7c4f53cde.mp4

I also have to drive on the inner lane if im going over a bridge. I'm petrified that I'm going to some how end up over the edge and drown in the car.

If I can't control the car, I dont feel safe. I'm petrified to die in a car. Drowning. Clowns. Bugs in general, because once a bug flew in ny ear and it was huge.

I'm an 85 year old lady. Im in bed most days by 7:30-8. Up by 6. Repeat.

I shower during thunderstorms. I smoke pot. (Gma, 93, still doesn't know tho) I don't wear underwear. But my mom as my back and is like if you're ever in a car accident they'll cut them off anyways. As long as you eat something, I consider it a meal. (Chips, ice cream, etc.) Thats bfast/lunch/dinner. Especially with my autistic niece and her older sister. I let them eat whatever the hell they want. Lol

Wahoo! It's almost time to go home to sleep in my comfy bed. I'm so sleepy.

It's girls night with the kids. 3 girls just doing their make up, taking over the tiny living room. Put Hocus Pocus on because it's spooky season.

I'm feeling a little depressy today.

Well for the last idk how many months its been a turkey sammich. I'm in the stage rn where all food sucks, just eat Ramen.

Hes got baby squeems. 🥺

I window shop too. Though I did just order a cute witchy outfit for Halloween.

Eggs Benny. Yeah I said it.

I can't win. I was told I need to pace myself. Apparently I work too fast and efficiently that they're getting pissed at me because I have nothing to do. ... But apparently if I work too slow they get pissed too. ... AHHH I CANT FIND A MEDIAN.

I hate being awake when everyone else is still sleeping. Im bored. Gahhhhhh.

Premise is actually correct! I know some whooha havers attach emotion to their parts. But I also know some dudes that do the same thing. I feel like being horny is having a feeling but not as an emotion.

Enlighten me.

My guy friend and I are having a debate. I was told to ask male penis havers. ... You guys are my only hope.

Eye swelling has gone down. She can open her some. She's literally bruised all across her arms and chest. Its so blue rn it looks like her skin was dyed with blue kool-aid. He's already out of jail. 🙄 Also fuck you october and syracuse weather. FUCKING 38 DEGREES THIS MORNING AND NOW ITS ALDEADY BACK DOWN TO 45. Finally stoned. Also fucked around and found out about work. Lmao whoops. Nothing major. But my punishment is now working in a corner in the back of the building by myself. Like ight. Ill take it. Also if you watch 9-1-1 its new tonight and also 9-1-1 Nashville starts. K thanks for this Ted talk. Sorry to post about my drama. 👌

Lololol ours all looks different.

Fuck you full moon. You caused all this mayhem.