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Well clearly godzilla. Because I don't know who the fuck diedpool is, but they sound dead af.

Totally been binge watching documentaries the past few days. My heart goes out to the lives lost at astroworld. Woodstock 99 was crazy. (Also didn't realize they did it in Rome, NY) Black fish - wtf SeaWorld. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. I now have to poop.

Impulse bought concert tickets again at 7 am. AHHHH I'M GOING TO HAVE AN AWESOME AUGUST/SEPTEMBER

Man I thought I was going to learn something about medical cannabis. ... I should read better.

We haven't had a dry weekend since November 2024. The weather has been going from extreme heat to back down to the 40s. It's supposed to be summer. 😭

This goes out to all the daddy's, sugar daddies, grandpappys, and the Mommas that ain't got no mans and playing both parts. 👌

Ohhh those are all good ones that I was going to say! The wild robot got me good. I was boohooing badly. The Avengers End Game got me too, I was sobbing in the theater and this teenage boy that was sitting next to me complained to his dad.

Snuggly in bed. With a mew mew kitty butt. Is it too early to go to bed?

Happy birthday! I havent seen that user name in almost 20 years.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjpyhmXP/ @[classic swim]

Snapchat-1252162399.mp4

I don't want to get out of bed. I clocked in. Doesn't that count for something?

I cannot confirm or deny these allegations.

I bought cute fake flowers to wear in your hair.

Socks are prisons to my little piggies. They must be free!

It's okay, I'm always here to help the elderly.

Am I really? Oh lawdy.

It's an oldy but a goodie.

My adhd likes to hyperfixate on stupid shit and ignore my job at hand.

Damn ya'll are old af. I say. As I'm only 33.

There is no 4.