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Accidentally got Snowy and little too stoned. This is my niece's cat. She wouldn't let go of my hand.

Everyone from SMOSH. Especially Angela and Amanda.

Arghhhh Idk what to watch. I'm so bored with everything.

BBQ chimpkin on the grill and baked beans.

I haven't played assassin's creed Valhalla in a couple years. I have a bunch of shit unlocked. Idk if I should restart the game because im lost or what.

I went to trivia again tonight. We sucked. We got 11th place out of 11 teams. 😂😭

Me jamming internally jamming to all these songs trying to get you to jam too. images.mp4

Guess I'm taking my mom to see The Killers. Ain't nobody wanna go with me. 😭

I don't think i count for middle age. I just a baby.

Everything is so boring to me lately. I don't have the attention span to sit and binge watch anything. I never been able to do that. I'd do it while working but I'm on the phone 98% of the time. ... Video games have become extremely boring to me lately. Nothing new or exciting has screamed my name to play. Blahhhh. I wish I had a pool.

Well the lady that I've been training called out today. We were supposed to have a supervisor meeting about Friday. ... Win for me. Work from home all day. Wahoo.

To the left you have my two monitor work set up. To the right you have my monitor and gaming laptop set up. ... My desk is made from an old door that I spray painted and dollar general shelving.

Well training didnt last long today. Almost smacked a bitch in her mouth. 😐 Thank Glob its Friday.

So a deer just ran up on me in my backyard. ... I live inbetween the city and the Reservation. ... What a weird fucking week.

Why is there commercials for funeral homes?

I shit on the floor this morning. ... My bedroom/bathroom is in the basement. Mew spotted something in the rafters. It was a fucking snake. ... I jumped off the toilet so quickly that I pooped on the floor. ... This week can end now already.

I feel bad for my coworker that I'm training because she's learning 4 people's positions to be the floater. She's in her 60s and isn't very computer savvy. So this is going terrible.

I woke up with a giant grasshopper on my coffee maker this morning. It was the rudest thing to wake up to.

She's a sweetie babyyyyy

I'M JUST A SWEEPY BABBY.

I was dragged to trivia night at a local bar. I don't drink anymore so I was kinda awkward? ... Our team got 4th place out of 10 teams. They'll never forget mermaidology as an answer though.... AT LEAST I GOT THE ARTIC MONKEYS ANSWER RIGHT FOLLOWING THAT QUESTION DAMNIT. ... Thanks for coming to my blaze talk.