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    Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊
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    I pretend I'm an orphan and tell them my mommy and daddy were murdered. .... Also. Had to completely change my number at one point a scammer told me voice was sexy and just kept calling my phone every 2 minutes.
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    I get stoned all day now. Working from home is great
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    I got friend zoned by someone who found a new girl that looks just like me. plz kill me.
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    Can I has coffee plz?
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    I made a PBJ.
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    Poop.
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    I've been feeling emoy the past few days. Like I'm bored with everything and everything just sucks. Blah.
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    I've bought the 2 lb jar of Hershey's milk chocolate spread. No regrets were made.
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    She's told me if she can't wipe her own ass, then she's ending it. But here she is 92 years strong. Wiping her own ass.
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    Also to all the fur baby moms too!
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    My gma is older than your grandpa.
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    Salt Potatoes!!!! Also I need to send you more dinosaur BBQ sauce.
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    Philosophy Astronomy [I deeply regret taking that class] Greek Mythology My favorite class was human sexuality though.
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    Happy birthday Anniefanny! And others!
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    Take me instead!
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    Happy bday!
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    I'd straight up push em.
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    My niece's axolotl named Adey.
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    Goose and Mew
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    An*
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    Also happy birthday twice
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    Happy birthdayyyyy
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