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    Agreed to snitch on the raccoon in exchange for a lighter sentence.
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    People who watch videos on their phones, in public, without headphones, deserve to be forcibly removed from the premises, regardless of the legality of the situation.
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    If you smile at me as we pass by each other, I’m just going to wonder what you’re plotting against me. Yes, I’m weird, and I won’t apologize for it.
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    Tried to pin it all on Carrot Top, the smug bastard.
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    Who would have thought the shitty mood I woke up in today was just a sign of things to come?
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    DoorDash wouldn’t assign a driver so I guess I’m just eating whatever tonight.
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    Drinks mashed potato milkshakes.
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    Why can’t I just spend the entire day in bed? These problems will still be here tomorrow.
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    Makes cheeseburgers the size of a dime.
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    Is winning the WWE tag team titles at Wrestlemania 42 with Mr. Hoonie as his partner.
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    Grilled some burgers.
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    Helped Beyonce and Jay Z name their first child.
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    Peanut butter and apple jam > all of them
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    Did you really make me wait on hold for half an hour just to hang up on me?
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    Music will always sound better through a decent pair of headphones.
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    Wrote a thrilling review of that show, criticizing Jeff Dunham for his juvenile humor and praising Seight for "saving comedy".
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    I just need a break.
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    Spaghetti
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    Has a habit of break dancing at the worst possible times.
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