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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Agreed to snitch on the raccoon in exchange for a lighter sentence.
  2. People who watch videos on their phones, in public, without headphones, deserve to be forcibly removed from the premises, regardless of the legality of the situation.
  3. If you smile at me as we pass by each other, I’m just going to wonder what you’re plotting against me. Yes, I’m weird, and I won’t apologize for it.
  4. Tried to pin it all on Carrot Top, the smug bastard.
  5. Who would have thought the shitty mood I woke up in today was just a sign of things to come?
  6. DoorDash wouldn’t assign a driver so I guess I’m just eating whatever tonight.
  7. Drinks mashed potato milkshakes.
  8. Why can’t I just spend the entire day in bed? These problems will still be here tomorrow.
  9. Makes cheeseburgers the size of a dime.
  10. Is winning the WWE tag team titles at Wrestlemania 42 with Mr. Hoonie as his partner.
  11. Helped Beyonce and Jay Z name their first child.
  12. Did you really make me wait on hold for half an hour just to hang up on me?
  13. Wrote a thrilling review of that show, criticizing Jeff Dunham for his juvenile humor and praising Seight for "saving comedy".
  14. Has a habit of break dancing at the worst possible times.
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