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    Is in talks to play the villain in the next Bond movie.
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    I woke up hating the world today. Guess I’ll just be a ghost. Whatever.
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    Does the same thing, but with a rifle, and says “I’m your Huckleberry”.
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    Gets royalty checks every time someone mentions Battletoads.
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    Pizza
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    Once called in sick to work because of a hangnail.
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    Is writing a book about how to write books.
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    Once organized a marathon from Washington State all the way to Florida. Very few people participated and none survived.
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    Tenderizes meat with a sledgehammer.
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    Throws jacks in front of the runners during marathons.
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    Stands on the sidelines of races and hands out freshly-baked beignets to the runners.
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    Chick-Fil-A
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    Chops vegetables with a flathead screwdriver.
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    Has Seight’s cat locked in her basement.
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    Opens 12-packs of soda right in the middle of the store and buys each can separately.
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    Burritos shouldn’t be a knife-and-fork meal. If I can’t pick that sucker up, I don’t want it.
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    Captain D’s 3 pc catfish meal with fried okra, hush puppies and corn on the cob.
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    Having to choose between two things based solely on which one might possibly fuck you less than the other is hard and kind of unfair.
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    Makes cereal in the crockpot.
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