The_annoying_one

Hot dogs and potato chips.

Thinking about putting this headache to bed shortly after I eat.

Hell truly is other people’s children. I’ll gladly die on this hill.

Was awarded a key to the city of Climax, Minnesota for saving a kitten from a tree.

Used to write jokes for Jay Leno, but was too nervous to actually send them in.

If a married or dating couple that I’m on good terms with randomly decides to get into a shouting match right in front of me, I’m well within my rights to say something about it. I will not address any specifics of the fight and I will not take sides, but I will be a complete ass about it.

Wasn’t supposed to mention that to ANYONE!

I made my own version of stir fry. Fried rice, sausage, eggs, and different flavorings. It was exquisite.

I really hate it when people reply to my one-sentence comment with a fucking book. I’m not reading all of that.

Really not a fan of these days that kind of feel like an inside joke I’ll never be in on.

I barely slept, my head hurts and it’s raining pretty hard. I’m probably not getting out of bed anytime soon unless I absolutely have to. This is not a complaint, though.

Will be there with a smile and a 12-pack of Mello Yello.

Knows it’s all about fun at the county fair.

I’m rewatching all the Final Destination movies since they’re on Max (or whatever it’s called) now, and…..they suck a lot more than I remember.

Has a porta potty in his bathroom.

Walks up to random people and says, “I’m sorry, but our princess is in another castle”.

Culver’s 2 pc cod meal with fries & slaw.

Considers the McRib world-class dining.

Dark Side Of The Moon is pretty good, but overrated af.

Convinced Mr Hoonie to go on the Maury Show and prove that he, in fact, is not the father.

Told Cardi B to “just give up”.

Wondering why it took me so long to go through Opeth's discography. I'm 2 albums in and this shit is mind-blowing.