The_annoying_one

Just thinking about visitors showing up unannounced and severely overstaying their welcome after I’ve dropped numerous hints that they need to get the fuck out. 🙄

I really hate mosquitoes. 😐

Thank you, Pat.

I don’t know how I’m in the top 5. I average like 5 posts a day lately….on a good day.

This random, drunk, possible meth head woman sitting in front of me at the concert last night really took a shine to me. She kept turning around to talk to me, even though I couldn’t hear a damn thing she said. She gave me her popcorn….which I didn’t touch because….ew. She even gave me a hoodie she’d bought, which I later learned cost $75. Oh, and I got to hear her get into a HUGE fight with her (maybe) husband. I legit thought they were going to kill each other. After the show ended, she came up & hugged me. I have a very strict “If I don’t know you, don’t touch me” policy. I’m probably gonna die now, aren’t I? But hey…free hoodie…🤷‍♂️

Couple quick pics from tonight, as it was the absolute greatest night I’ve had in a long time.

I was just about to sit on my bed (most comfortable place to sit, honestly), chill out & watch some TV. But that was before I found the huge, mysterious, ice-cold wet spot right in the center of the mattress, soaking through. I’m not mad. I’m just….what the hell?

I’m younger than both of y’all. I’ll be 40 in about 2.5 years.

Hot? Yes. Sour? Eh….sorry.

Got a couple DVDs I ordered from Amazon today, only to realize my DVD player suddenly doesn’t work anymore. I just had to shell out another $80 for this. Would everything stop shitting on me, please??

I’m feeling fine now, but that is a very good idea. I love yogurt anyway.

Saw this one on FB earlier. Hilarious.

I always considered this the unofficial theme song of the ASMB (IB in particular).

*slowly enters the bar* Sorry, sir. Been under the weather lately. I would absolutely love a shot of vodka, though. Please and thank you

Nothing quite like finally getting over one horrible sickness only to immediately be hit with another even worse one. I’m supposed to have major plans the day after tomorrow that I’ve really been looking forward to and can’t cancel, but I don’t know how I’m gonna do it now… EDIT: Guess it was just a 24-hour stomach bug. I feel fine now. 🤷‍♂️😀