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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Hunkered in my windowless bathroom at 5:45 AM with basically no sleep because tornado sirens started going off. What a wonderful world.
  2. Note to self: Add “fucking” to every Google search in order to avoid that overview shit.
  3. If I tell you I’m no longer eating at your establishment because you consistently screw up my orders, a $5 off coupon for my next order really isn’t going to change my mind.
  4. Created an alt here just so he could react to his own posts.
  5. Speaks in 25 different accents whenever the mood strikes.
  6. Is working on a horror movie version of The Cat In The Hat.
  7. Counts every marshmallow in a box of Lucky Charms.
  8. Microwaved some Progresso chicken noodle soup.
  9. Was once ticketed for playing street hockey in his underwear.
  10. Once purchased volcano insurance from an 8 foot tall man in a dark alleyway.
  11. I….um…..uh……what?
  12. Called in as many favors as possible to keep Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood on the air long after his death.
  13. Put Zeni in the Judas Chair.
  14. Collected that hair to make a Billy Corgan voodoo doll.
  15. Starts every conversation with the words “Back in my day….”
  16. Was originally slated to play the Devil character in AEW, but had other obligations.
  17. I don’t like hard-shell tacos.
  18. Owns an autographed copy of Rap Cat’s album.
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