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    Signs all important paperwork with the name Bond. James Bond.
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    People just fucking suck most of the time.
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    Prowls the local park, stealing people’s picnics.
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    Only eats at restaurants that begin with the letter D.
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    NO U!
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    Eats mashed potatoes with a straw.
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    Has a YouTube channel full of lullabies sung in an AI-generated voice.
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    Did the same thing from the top of the Empire State Building.
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    Purchased every copy of that porno movie.
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    Used to be a sketch artist…..
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    Was craving Taco Bell until I remembered I had some burritos in my freezer. Had two of them and some chips.
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    Cuts his toast in the shape of Alfred Hitchcock’s silhouette.
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    Flood warning issued for my area. Fun.
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    Has the Jeepers Creepers theme song as his ringtone.
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    Used to be an adventurer like me until they took an arrow in the knee.
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    What is this, some kind of party? Actually….uh…..
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    Likes to eat burritos with absolutely nothing inside of them.
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    I saw a woman order a grilled cheese sandwich at a place that’s known mostly for steaks and burgers.
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    Secretly wrote most of the Top 40 hit songs of the 90s.
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    Still has an imaginary friend. His name is Bartholomew Daniels.
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    Can summon a brutal thunderstorm whenever the wrong person pisses her off.
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