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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Is a professional shitposter.
  2. Taught the hokey pokey to a group of displaced refugees in a third world country.
  3. Once threw a party in their own home….but wasn’t invited to it.
  4. Brings a lawn chair inside Walmart in case he needs to take a break.
  5. Played in the Power Rangers TV series for 3 seasons.
  6. https://youtu.be/6zyRaOTY4aM YouTube won’t allow me to embed this video for some reason.
  7. Once got caught trying to use arcade tokens as change in a 7-eleven.
  8. Burger King. Laziness won out over the need for something good tonight.
  9. Trying to figure out what to eat every day is absolutely tiresome.
  10. Was banned from his favorite establishment for asking “Where’s the sauce?!?!” one too many times.
  11. Once stole a stethoscope from their doctor’s office because they’re just too fun to play with.
  12. Goes to comedy clubs just to heckle the comedians.
  13. Tried to submit apple juice during a mandatory urine test.
  14. Had a huge crush on the Blair Witch.
  15. Combs his facial hair with a toothbrush.
  16. Chicken and rice with white gravy and a side of corn.
  17. Was on Cops so much, they eventually stuck him with a meaningless executive producer title.
  18. Is single-handedly responsible for the capture of James “Whitey” Bulger.
  19. If the only volume setting you have is max, kindly stay the fuck away from me.
  20. Is never really sure if every moment is reality or just a daydream.
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