The_annoying_one

One of the quickest ways to make me despise you is to criticize my eating or living habits. I know at least half of what I do isn’t healthy, but I’m fine with that. You just worry about you, okay?

The large fries from McDonald’s are really too much for me these days. And the last handful of QPs I’ve had have been pure ass. Why do I keep subjecting myself to this? It was kind of a necessary evil tonight, but still…

Filmed me doing this and sent the video to TMZ.

McDonald’s, I guess. I’ve felt like doing absolutely nothing today and don’t really have anything in the house I want to eat.

I just love it when I’m stuck dealing with other people’s bullshit when I have my own to worry about. It fills me with so much warmth inside.

Likes to drink rainwater with a spritz of lemon juice.

Is a door-to-door salesman of macaroni art.

Once shaved his entire body and bathed in garlic butter to ward off werewolves.

Can gargle mouthwash in the tune of "Smoke On The Water".

Is actually the biggest truffle thief in the world.

Slurps chicken broth with chopsticks.

Steak, mashed potatoes w/ mushroom gravy, onions, asparagus It was phenomenal. Just what I needed after the day I’ve had.

Totino’s ramen is inexcusably bad. But I still don’t fully hate it. It’s weird.

Is a magician on local public access TV.

Too many things these days rely on cheap shock value as some form of "entertainment".

Grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, black eyed peas

Tried to convince the NBA to fill their balls with helium so the players could get more air.

Knows a guy who knows a guy who can maybe help with all of that….if the price is right and all identities completely hidden.

I really need to stop placing delivery orders in the middle of the night when I’m half asleep. I kind of wanted this stuff today, but I accidentally set it up to come tomorrow. Oh well. No big deal, really. EDIT: And it did come today. Either I can’t read or someone was screwing with me.