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West Virginia. It is consistently rated at the bottom of every health, wellness, or quality of life ranking in the United States unless Mississippi takes that spot on the list. Then it's typically next to last.

Sand in the Crack. Because that shit is already uncomfortable in a literal sense. A drink sounds much worse.

Those things make buying beer a pain in the ass, even when the attendant comes over and says I'm of legal age. One machine at a nearby Kroger refused to believe that I was over the age of 21 even after the attendant confirmed it. I wish my interactions with them were as funny as your story. I'd rather deal with a person.

I'd eat Domino's, Pizza Hut, Little Caesar's, or the shitty local chain (Gino's Pizza and Spaghetti House) before going to Papa John's for my fill.

A lot of my stuff is stored in my parents' attic. I don't have room for that kind of shit. ...Okay, I can probably make some room, but I'm too lazy.

I'm all for this. How do I join?

Shouldn't you be playing House with Bucket and Ginguy in Rants & Editorials or Dumpster Fires?

Does it oppose beer, video games, rock/metal music, or anything objectively fun?

Things that don't exist cannot live anywhere. Alternate response: Assuming this is not a shit post, define "god" first.

Really, really really hoping that this hire pays off. I've paid attention to Matt since he was coaching at Temple and managed to raise some really talented squads.

Nobody posted anything from Contra Hard Corps? Okay.

I wonder how long this had been going on. My landlord takes his sweet time to get shit fixed when it needs to be taken care of sooner. This doesn't justifying what the old man did, though. Absolutely not.

How much is $60K in Texas? $60K is like $100K in West Virginia.

I see this as a good thing. The character design itself is super fucking lazy, as it mimics about three or four cartoons I can name off the top of my head.

Sounds like my great uncle. But I do love my great uncle. He can also cook, so he has that going for him.

Perhaps this is how the cat above was summoned so many times. I just wasn't paying attention!

So the user in question was a fully functional, likable human being who could actually cook food properly?

Back when I actually had close friends and played with them, this happened more often than I care to admit.