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Ask Roe. He knows what I'm talking about.

I like Huy Fong on spicy ramen noodles and Asian dishes. Never really care for it on pizza.

Yeah habanero is about as hot as I can go. Ghost chile and stuff like that can stay as far away from my intestinal tract as possible.

I think this is pretty adorable, and proof that cats aren't as big of assholes as people make them out to be. Hell even my friends cat was jumping on me and licking me when I got back from the hospital after a particularly harrowing night. He was worried about me.

Seriously? Did you ask for a refund?

What is that? I looked it up but it doesn't look like a sauce. So it's hot pepper dust?

Gonna sleep so good tonight.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis Happens to a lot of people. Lots of reports of "the hat man" "hooded figure" "old hag". These are all shadow people and they will try to suck your soul out of your body. Idk I'm just kidding. Maybe. It is kind of peculiar that so many people report seeing the same apparitions though. Maybe there's something to it...

It's a dump game.

Pfft. Haters.

I don't use the Faceberg.

Electronic Arts Extreme Assholes

Call of Duty already did WWII like five times.

What you got against Tabasco? It's not trash. Hell, the Army even includes small bottles of it in some of their MREs.

Casting couch.

New Assassin's Creed! This time they took a few years break before releasing the same game!

THIS IS IGN! BROUGHT TO YOU BY 5 HOUR ENERGY!

You put that shit on everything.

Who wanna nerd out w/ me?

Yeah. I like it.

Moar liek Life is Tumblr amirite

He died doing what he loved. Being fat on the internet.

Jobs created by white people. The number of black business owners is laughable.

Another person severely misinformed on where the term "Caucasian" comes from. That's fine. You people are genetically ignorant.

Somebody got into the Vicodin jar.