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CUZ I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'MABOUT TO BREAK(EAK)(EAK)(EAK)

Shibe Nation is awesome.

And the chicken has the consistency of wet cardboard.

If you're a hot girl, then yes. If you're a 500lb shutin that humps a body pillow, then eh. Maybe? The world probably ain't gonna miss ya.

? WoooOOOOooooOOOOOO! It's a ghost!

It's usually just marathons of ghost/paranormal shows.

I wasn't expecting much from this in the first place. I even took the time to prepare it in the oven (1 hour) and it came out soggy and disgusting. Not even as good as the crap you get at 3rd rate Chinese restaurants. Avoid at all costs. Not my picture:

NEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS!

Seriously. I'm a much better troll than this scrub.

Nobody cares.

At this rate Ben and Jerry are going to be more likely to do you in, rather than Mother Nature.

No. But your mom did.

Fuggs loves Red Lobster.

How did you react?

Meh. She has Jew nose.

I'm pretty sure she's saying "hit the dancefloor." Maybe you need to have your hearing tested. When I was 12 I had to have my hearing tested because I couldn't hear as well out of one of my ears. Turns out one of my ear drums is slightly ruptured so I don't hear so well on my right side.

These PC Master Race gamers who shit on consoles all day long, but they play PC games with a controller input. Lol? I thought WASD and a mouse was better but I guess not!

Are they even called YouTube Poops anymore? I think the only people who still call them that are grampas and edgy 11 year olds who think the word poop is comedic gold.