Bat your eyelashes a local boy and tell him you want to hit the market and try local street foods.
Also, remember you are an American in a foreign country, so be at least three times as loud as you need to be.
A double crossbar hit though, that has to be some kind of near legendary "butt fumble" level fail....
Think about it though, hitting two crossbars and not going through, how hard is that to do.
If you watch it closely though, Eagles tip the kick.