Naraku, I regret to inform you that your taste buds aren't broken, they're dead. You were born with stillborn taste buds, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The chicken flavor made me puke when I was a kid. No matter how poor I was after that incident, I never touched the cheap chicken flavored ramen again.
I hear too many stories about children being beaten to death in churches to find it funny, so I just want to start whaling on that guy with a metal pipe.
It happens like once a decade with shorter books, but yeah, I know the angry bookreader mentality well due to being so pissed off when the Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix movies were released.