wacky1980

now i'm confused.

it's probly the gov't

gotcha.

oh shit zeni. is this your stalker?

pics

see? give up the ruse, becky.

that's not nice rebecca.

judging from the pics i've seen, he's already suffering from an enlarged liver. and we all know where that leads...

when you're 40, you'll already be well past your prime. those girls will be looking for the alpha stud lacrosse players from the local college. you'll be a dried up old turd with incurable STDs.

just give it a few more years man. when you're 40 and they're like 25, it won't be so weird.

nah, you're just upset because most of them are still too young to be even barely legal.

what do you think?

imagine that. the second conversation went much more smoothly than the first. that's usually what happens when someone realizes you have the ability to take legal action for $32k against them if you must.

i have to wait 5 more minutes before i can call back into that bank and talk to someone in their fraud department. they owe one of my customers $32k on a forged endorsement claim. the lady i talked to on the phone earlier decided she was in over her head, and wouldn't give me even the name of someone else to talk to. so now i'm wasting even more of my time dealing with this. look, i'd prefer not to send all of this up to legal, but if this next call isn't fruitful, we'll be doing just that. so here i am, typing up my frustrations in preparation for the call. oh look. it's 9am pacific time. to the batphone!

science says it's a sign of early-onset dementia. but science < man on the radio, so congrats.

how about, every power company that operates within a municipality? go get 'em all!

welp, you just fueled the jalopy up for an entire day with that comment. nice work, dick.

you mean this isn't pretty to you?

god damn that michael vick. when's he gonna give up this dogfighting bullshit?

feels like the start of a georgia belle porn. "you boys been workin' that field so hard! you want some of momma bear's sweet tea?"

eww no. i live there. i don't want work to ruin that for me.

i don't have any fancy fruit trees outside. and maples and pecans are nothing to brag about, at least not around here. i do have an avocado tree in a pot in the house though. i'll be fancying up my toast while you suck lemons from your fancy lemon tree, bub.

i've never dealt with paulownia trees. they don't grow in this usda zone. but the pecan tree is gonna be a mess to take down. it covers half the lot, from the north side of the house, over the entire back yard and garage, out across the alley to the west and north. power lines are strung under the branches to the west. but it's a shit tree. it drops these fuzzy seeds in the spring that explode and get into everything, empty shells (too old to produce actual nuts anymore) in the summer, leaves in the fall, and sticks all year round. fuck that tree.

i have an old pecan tree that is just begging for death. bastard busted out two windshields in the minivan in 3 months' time. and then there's a maple that's pushing on a foundation wall on the east side. and then a maple on the west side that's doing that sacrifice thing maples do, and all the top center growth keeps falling over onto the $18k roof i had put on last fall. i own three big trees, and i'm gonna kill 'em all this spring.