wacky1980

Finally put this tree on the ground tonight. Had to assert my dominance in case any neighbors were watching.

I would run this district so hard. So fucking hard.

Sales tax doesn't give a fuck what you're buying. you gotta appease the gov't gods anytime you exchange someone else's goods for your currency...even if someone else's goods only exist as code. NFT has entered the chat.

So we started watching "Tokyo vampire hotel" tonight and ... I think the whole thing is taking place inside a giant vagina. Yeah, I understand how odd that sounds.

Shoop baby PXL_20211023_025238316.LS.mp4

i wanna say i bought something on ebay in like 2000 but i have no idea what that would have been at this point. can't imagine their records go back that far either, so oh well.

people are still doing the whole quarantine thing? interesting.

very much agree. linklater nailed his role as the preacher. those homily monologues just tore me tf up.

haven't even thought of using any of my private trackers for months. finally came up with something i wanted this afternoon, and every fucking tracker is down.

Hey, no. Stop that.

The local spirit store moved into an empty slot in the mall this year. We were just in there today and it was kinda lame. None of the robotic decorations were set up, no haunted house thing, none of that. Just costumes, props, and decorations. Still better than anywhere else around though.

Wife thinks she would have ended up in the hospital if she hadn't been vaxed. Her brother just recovered, unvaxed, and he was pretty fucked up for almost 2 whole weeks. Still not better, now fighting a sinus infection and a nasty cough.

Whole fam damily had the breakthrough covid in July. It was a walk in the park for moi, just the headaches and a lot of sneezing. Wife got pretty sick for a couple weeks, but she's good now. The boys were laid up for a bit also, but never got severe and were good after a week.

Dude was selling them at his merch table so I grabbed a few. Wife occasionally buys flower and I know she's running low on pre roll tubes, plus I got baked to that song a lot back in the day so it was kinda a nostalgia buy too. Illinois has legal rec mj and it's just really nice.

one of my employees posted this from our street concert the other day on her fb. "the bosses" was me lol

hey. she got a mil too in this deal. spend yours on you.

mrs scoob in the background like

i bought a $100T zimbabwe note a few years ago for $5 on ebay. they're now selling for $200. anyways.

with all due respect, i do not like feet.

Ok so it turns out these guys were actually ok dudes...with the exception of drinking up 2 bottles of my Patron and a bunch of beers, and smoking half of my staff into oblivion...I'd probably hang with them again.

I can't believe I'm lucky enough to play host for this band tomorrow. Staging a whole concert, organizing staff and facilities and concessions and security and, and, and fucking porta potties. Nah, lemme also shut down the bar so I can use it to green room the headliner. That's a special extra headache I sooo want. 🐴💩

barrel aged stout and selling out: goose island, anheuser-busch, and how craft beer became big business by josh noel know thine enemy

So we were traveling home from Mexico yesterday, when our plane was grounded for engine failure. That was fun. On the upside, we (all 200 passengers) got to ride a fleet of buses around the airport grounds to chase down our plane. I don't even know how a thing like that happens, but it did.

can't sleep for shit anywhere except in my own bed. been up all night in this fucking hotel room waiting to get on with this fucking trip. oh well, at this point it's time to get up and get ready to head to the airport. hopefully the beds at the resort don't give me the same trouble. i know, cry moar bitch.

We hosted a tap takeover event yesterday in our outdoor venue, with one of the rising stars of the craft beer world. Some of the best beers available from Toppling Goliath were on our list of 11. Every damn one of these was delicious. Not pictured is Term Oil Fluffernutter, a 13.1% barrel-aged stout that tastes exactly like a Fluffernutter sandwich. Also, saying "fluffernutter" out loud is fun. The sours didn't last the day, but the rest are still pouring today and that's just fine. Nearly all of these beers are 1) hard to get outside of the TG taproom and 2) very fucking tasty. I saved back a bit of the Cherry Fandango, a kettle sour, before it kicked last night. I'm enjoying that now before moving on to the Term Oil. Pinkies out, bitches. I'm also filling growler orders today, while sampling what's left of the line again because yesterday was ridiculous. Besides the taps, we had a big cornhole tournament, axe throwing, live music, and a food truck serving some God damn amazing fried chicken and sides. And we raised a bunch of cash to support the jr high basketball program. So I got to enjoy maybe a handful of pours, usually just for show while playing emcee. Today I get to sip and enjoy. Pretty damn good Sunday coming up, I must say.