wacky1980

scoob. SCOOB. LET HIM.

yes -- am i supposed to drink now? ...like i needed an excuse. have you ever just walked out on a job with no advance notice?

no have you ever been convicted of a felony?

typing this out while i'm here at work, in case the admins are snooping on my work pc activity at this point. i'm going to be done at this job by the end of july. i have a couple projects i want to see through, and then i'll give the place enough time to get their shit together for my departure. but not one fucking hour more. kinda refreshing, tbh.

oh hell what did i miss now @revelations? why you change face?

wtf did you do now sawdamizer...

sounds like obsession

we got our application in for that restaurant revitalization fund, back when the program started accepting applications in the first week of may. the first 21 days the program was open, it was accepting apps from everyone but only processing apps from businesses owned 51%+ by women, minorities, and veterans. our business is owned only 50% by women (my wife), so we didn't meet the guidelines for early processing. the 21-day wait was up yesterday, and so the rest of the applications are now supposed to get worked. so what also happened yesterday? SBA closed the application portal. the fund has already been mostly depleted, so our application will likely be shelved indefinitely. we didn't need that $115k grant money anyways, nope. :headdesk:

never regrew that hair from getting fixed. both her and her sister are like that.

this fluffernutter will promptly decorate your face in red if you try to nuzzle the tumtum. but she soo00oo cute.

y'all ever just want to make a voodoo doll of yourself, and then tear the fucker's head off? this job needs to fucking go.

i may have asked before, but are those carbonated or still?

i'd swap you a bottle for a bottle sometime, sure. i don't have much available right now besides a hoppy stout that may or may not be worth consuming. we're gonna try making a couple seltzers maybe this week for kicks. and i have ingredients on the way to brew a witbier, an ipa, and a shandy. but those last 3 have to wait until i get the brewery built out.

turned out j&j doesn't offer the protection that the other two do, so i was actually pretty good with it once i came to terms with having to wait an extra month to be considered "fully vaccinated".

i wanted to back in march, bu tit wasn't available here. only option was moderna.

i'm now 5 weeks post-vax, and still not mutating into a communist. how disappointing.

i filled up just a bit ago. 12 gallons @ 3.10 per. no lines, no shortages. i thought about pouring a gallon out on the ground for all the fallen gashogs on the eastern seaboard.

this is from usatoday.com as of noon today: there's not a supply shortage from the source. but the endpoints are experiencing massive supply issues, mainly due to hoarding and panic buying causing demand to far outpace the relative trickle of gas now getting back out. this supply problem isn't going to just fade away overnight either. it could be a couple weeks before some gas stations receive deliveries. there's a ripple effect that can't be corrected by a return to regular supply levels. did you not pay attention to toilet paper shortages, sanitizer shortages, coin shortages, etc etc etc in 2020?

yes yes we're all aware of the cause

it feeds the east coast. i don't think tx/la/al took the hurt like ga&north has. the midwest is still in high supply, but the price has gone up because that's just how it do.

i drink this shit in the morning 1 net gram of carbs per seving (if you don't count erythritol), and the taste is pretty decent. i add it to my black coffee in the morning and it's good, kinda like drinking hot cocoa with a coffee kick. if it's not sweet enough, a teaspoon of monk fruit does the job for no add'l carbs. for an actual meal, i shake it with a cup of unsweetened almond milk for a total of 2 net carbs. it's not great at being a full meal replacement, but it staves off the hunger for a bit until i can dive into them pork rinds at home...

she's probably waiting until i finally take out that life insurance policy. is it odd that not buying a policy might be the only thing keeping me alive at this point?

the wife watches a lot of murder porn. i'm not dead yet, so i have to assume it's just for entertainment and not educational purposes. but i can't fucking stand the shit.

i'm A boss, but not what i would consider executive-level. at this point there's too many chiefs in this tribe. they just brought in two new folks for officer positions, rather than promote from within...which is frustrating as hell because there's people here that deserved those positions more (not me, i don't want either of those roles). and one of the new ones is gonna be very high-maintenance, i can already tell. this, on top of the pile of other bullshits going down here lately. it's really enough to make me consider dooking on someone's desk at this point.

i think i'm about to ragequit my job of 12 years. nonono, that's too impulsive. i need to plan this shit out.