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If you don't already have a smart tv, pick up a fire tv stick for or a roku thing for $20.

Yeah but we're right next to the water so I can wash all the Alabama off as frequently as is necessary.

If you purchase a streaming subscription and already have basic internet service of adequate bandwidth, there's nothing else you need.

you have to purchase internet service from an ISP before you can access those services. and they don't provide that path for free. that being said, sometimes mobile carriers and hard line ISPs bundle streaming services into their offerings.

We left home yesterday and it was -4⁰F. Arrived at the AL coast today and it was a sunny 65⁰F. This seems better somehow.

I mean, not yet... He's asked me to run for alderman a couple times and I'm not interested in that. I might be cheap, but I'm not easy. That's a lie. I'm easy too.

exactly. only less enjoyable, if that's even possible.

I like to cut the bottom half off empty liquor bottles and use them as cups...then fill them with other liquors.

So I just got off the phone with the mayor. He wants me to sit on the zoning board of appeals. I need more shit to do, so why not!

i'd been meaning to let her go for the last couple years, but i wasn't ready to take over all the accounting because i have no formal education or experience in that area. i spent the last few years slowly assuming new responsibilities as i found time and had the confidence to do it, but i still had a long way to go when she went dark back in apr/may. she was having some health issues and had started slipping on a lot of shit, and it was a good time for her to go. but with everything going on over the last year, i didn't have a lot of time to dedicate to learning a whole new trade. picking up all that slack has been a pain, but i'm juuuuust about competent enough to do all of it now.

It's like .... Does the city want to pay a few thousand to fix a car, or a few tens of thousands to fix a car, plus pay the legal fees of both their counsel and yours, when their asses get sued for hit-and-run, and also a little added cash for lost time and emotional distress.

wait, how did he -- how did you know that's who i was talking about?!?

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if you were paid and had taxes deducted from it, they're required to send you a w-2. and you're probably better off waiting for it to arrive, because it could reduce your tax bill / increase your refund if you had more than necessary deducted. if they didn't deduct taxes from your pay, they'd be sending you a 1099, but only if you earned more than $600.

on behalf of the person responsible for getting you that last w-2, your patience is warmly appreciated...even if they should have been done with it last week. i'm sure they aren't being a dick on purpose.

so i'm like 2 days late getting this shit done, but idgaf. we lost our accountant for the corporation that owns our bars, back in the start of covid. i've been completely on my own in handling payroll and wage reporting. needless to say, there was a bit of a learning curve to overcome. last week i was trying to get shit wrapped up so i could cut everyone their w-2 forms, and i realized our old accountant had fucked up A LOT of old filings. so i've spent the last week figuring out exactly what she borked, then filing amended 941 returns for every.fucking.quarter of 2020. this morning, i got all of the penalties and shortages figured out, finished up the federal unemployment filing, and cut every last god damn one of those w-2 forms. and i even submitted our w-3 up to ssa. payroll 2020 is FUCKING DONE and now i need a cocktail to celebrate. next on the list: corporate income tax return. this one might be a tad over my head...

so no improvement in the back issues over the weekend. going to see a chiropractor for the first time ever, this afternoon. maybe he can fix me...or maybe snap some weird shit in my neck that leads to my untimely death. at least the back pain is guaranteed to stop if that happens.

we're the boys from illinois we live in caves and ditches we drag our cocks over jagged rocks and fuck wisconsin bitches at least, that's how the story goes.

exactly

that's what i'm asking you

so ohio is both better than florida, and worse than florida?

yeah but what isn't better than florida?

that's just because you're always so fucking hi in the middle.

...we haven't been on the moon for decades.

They're tolerated nationwide because they make the league money. But "beloved" is pretty strong language if you're describing the Packers to anyone outside of WI.