CutieQuesadilla

*sends spiders on tits*

*posts spiders to your fb*

I think people think you stick your tongue in the asshole. You rim it. Gently. Then pee in it

Awww

When i lived in Hillcrest, there was an man with actually shit on the back of his pants. I would move away and he got closer. He’s like, “Can i get $10 for Jack in the box?” I gave it to him because i just wanted him to go away. The homeless and drug addicts in that area is insane. Your story is actually funny, though

This is my favorite. Red pandas are very scary and suspicious. Their go to is to stand up tall and puff up their chest to appear larger. If that doesn’t work they headbutt it.

Yesss im a pup

❤️

I’m kind of a brat.

You’ll shoot your eye out.